Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Remi's Print Out Today


witness the slickness! Word to your grandmother, the old school beats dj, friend to Rob's childrens school teacher, has a print out today, it's a great investment, what with Winter coming up and  kindling getting more expensive.

46 comments:

  1. Looks like a 1980's cheesy pop music record cover design.

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  2. worst thing ive seen in a long time

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  3. I'd be too embarrassed to even try to donate this piece of shit to a charity shop.

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  4. I feel the expert fusion of meaningless banality combined with day-glo monotony in this piece perfectly captures the essence of how it must feel to exist as a hip-hop dwarf who wears platform trainers. Therefore I recommend you all buy it at once.

    Alternatively you could always just smear a pile of runny dogshit over a large sheet of paper with much the same result and save yourself 125 quid.

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  5. Wow. 256 years and this is as good as it gets? Really? Fuck me...

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  6. Hang on, you don't like Remi because he's TOO OLD? Fair enough if you don't like his stuff, this print is not great but the thing he's just done in Strasbourg was shit hot. But too old? Go play with your pokemon or whatever shit and leave the grown ups to get on with it.

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  7. humour bypass anyone?

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  8. 256 years is a reference to his constant bleating about how long he has been 'in da hood, throwing shit up'. I used 256 as an over the top length of time, hoping for comedic effect whilst engaging in a sideways swipe at his lack of talent and development.

    What's a pokemon? Is that like a MILF website, badly spelled?

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  9. I was thinking the same thing actually, if someone has been in the game 25 years and this is the end product then it's surely time they got a new hobby.

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  10. Yet another nail banged into the coffin of 'Street Art', this blog is like watching a car crash in slo-mo.

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  11. Remi Rough is a pus filled boil on the arse of society.

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  12. We love Remi as he does our job for us and saves us getting of our fat arses and running after violent criminals.

    We got one of these prints from him he'd folded to form a Christmas card and included inside a signed photo of him in his George Michael getup.

    He'll be performing all his greatest hits inclusding Careless Whisers at the BTP policeman's ball this xmas.

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  13. Remi was calling the student protesters a bunch of twats on twitter today. I've seen him slagging off unions on there too in the past, saying they should all be outlawed. He's a nasty little right-wing cunt.

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  14. ' Students are twats.... There I said it, no chance of getting sweet fa now... How clever! '


    diddy man make me angryyyyy

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  15. awwww did the students smashup his parties political HQ?

    Whatever next? The masonic lodge get's torched?

    Remi will want them all strung up by their tounges so there's less people to drown out his whiney munchkin voice.

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  16. sponging fucking students should get a fucking job and pay for their own tuition fees.....the cunts!

    oh, and this print is a God awful piece of hideous shit.

    Shame on you if you wasted your cash on this crap.

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  17. it looks like a test pattern shat out by a busted printer that's ran out of yellow ink.

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  18. yeah! looks like its a work in progress shot and theres a few more layers to be added shortly to tie it all together...INCOMPLETE
    PS his comments on twitter re:students shows his right wing/old man personality 'fucking students' - and what? are you referring to the 'trouble' in london today or the 17 year old american apparel worker who spurned your lecherous drunken advances at a gallery opening, when you slurred out that you 'know banksy' and would like to cover her rear end in mid nineties vectored seamen and show her how you got the nickname 'rough'. fucking students eh? the same students that at mid twenties are more progressive than your artwork and dont look like the greengrocer from amelie (another post on this blog)
    PPS i am not a student

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  19. I remember when the last tube strike was on, Remi was banging on about how unions are cunts, we don't need them and they should all be banned.

    With his well known love for the police and government I reckon he's probably after Eine's job as official street artist of the ruling elite.

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  20. That's very true I can see Remi all envious and bent out of shape over the attention, sales and connections Eine's milking out of his Tory chums.

    Funny thing is Remi would almost certainly look down on Eine's artwork as dull, simplistic and repetive when he himself has been knocking out the same thing since the mid 90's.

    His warped penchant for self regard is so strong it could be harnessed to light 1000 gallery shows for him and his 'mates'.

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  21. you guys!!!

    I haven't laughed like that since, well, the last round of "Remi-Bashing"! You're so naughty!

    But I'll have you know that I'm very annoyed with you all. Because of your posts I had to go find his Twitty site. I've not wasted my time with these things yet (I waste too much here already) and I was shocked to see just how much time people have to talk about absolutely-bloody-nothing. "yeah, eating baked beans" "Sharon looks fat today" "saw this bloke on the bus right. twat" etc etc

    no wonder he was too busy to finish this print

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  22. sorry, just realised it IS finished, got a little confused, must have been from seeing Rem Dogs face X 100 leering at me from his twatter page. reminded me of that time I was in "the hood" (shudder)

    and I still think you're all very spiteful. stop it

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  23. You're in dangerous waters Dave. You don't want to end up in a vicious battle rap with the the RemGod (via tweetdick) as you know you'll lose as he'll tip off the cops beforehand and rake in the £10 reward off Crimestoppers that'll only get spent on the latest built up dayglo Nike Airs.

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  24. oi! it's you lot that are being cunts to him, not me!!!

    dudes got a kid to feed, stop fucking with him and buy a shell-suit colour screen print already.

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  25. whats the story with Remi and the police loving thing that you guys are hinting at ? has he been outed as a grass or something?

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  26. Yep Remi is an infamous grass and is pretty much universally hated by most writers especially in London as he grassed a load of them up including some well known train painters in the 90's.

    I remember hearing loads of stories of Remi getting punched on sight many times by various writers because of it and he'd still get a fist in the face if he went to any proper graffiti writers gathering in London.

    Perhaps if there's an old school London writer on here they could give you more info on the story as I'm not from there and only know the basics about it.

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  27. Has anyone noticed how the logo for Remi's crew "Agents of Change" looks suspiciously like the Masonic eye in a triangle symbol? I heard he got recruited into the funny handshake brigade through his close friendship with BTP. To be allowed in he had to dress up in women's clothes and be relentlessly used as their bitch. That's how he got the nickname 'Rough', because his arsehole was like sandpaper after they'd finished with him. He loved every second of it though. This is why nowadays he can often be seen mincing around Shoreditch with one trouser leg rolled up.

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  28. Never have the words 'little' and 'snitch' been more appropriately applied.

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  29. Apparently the story goes that Remi was caught writing graffiti at a young age by a couple of sadistic burly coppers in a dark alleyway who then proceeded to rampantly violate his botty hole with a spraycan as punishment. But he ended up enjoying it so much that it gave him a new found admiration for the police which has led to him being their best friend ever since.

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  30. The rumour he has been put forward into a Masonic Lodge is untrue. I was also once a student myself albeit at Oxford then the other one and i was quite the little Tinker in my time!, i remember stapling the Masters tie to the desk and oh how we laughed.
    Anyone know when the next Banksy is dropping then?.

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  31. Who? Never heard of him.

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  32. No wonder Remi hangs out with a bunch of stencil grinders and foreigners in order to escape his informing past. The art fags are so despereate for acceptance they'll even take it from a grassing gimp like Rough.

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  33. Remi likes to dress up in an SS officer's uniform and write angry letters to the Daily Mail about benefit scrounging single mothers.

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  34. haha someone asked on Remi's sales pitch for this print on Silky's stall of a forum about all the grass references on here.

    Amazingly for once Remi is bizarrely quiet on a forum and his best mate Silky having to remind anyone daring to criticise anything on his police state of a website will be banned.

    No wonder they get on so well, like Goebbels and Hitler in the bunker.

    Also noticed on Remi's blog he adds that you better get in fast as there's only 50 of these prints. Yet amazingly they're still on sale?

    With people likening them to a dodgy 80's duvet cover you'd think they would have gone in seconds flat?

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  35. A second flat? in town? its simply a must.

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  36. This must been struggling, even Remi has stopped whoring it out on every blog, forum, cyber space available

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  37. True it seems due to the less than favourable uptake he's now quietly letting this slide down the back of the sofa to be used as a duvet cover for the dust bunnies.

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  39. hahaha I doubt there'll be such a huge surge of support for Remi on here or .info?

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  40. This must been struggling, even Remi has stopped whoring it out on every blog, forum, cyber space available

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  41. Remi likes to dress up in an SS officer's uniform and write angry letters to the Daily Mail about benefit scrounging single mothers.

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  42. Has anyone noticed how the logo for Remi's crew "Agents of Change" looks suspiciously like the Masonic eye in a triangle symbol? I heard he got recruited into the funny handshake brigade through his close friendship with BTP. To be allowed in he had to dress up in women's clothes and be relentlessly used as their bitch. That's how he got the nickname 'Rough', because his arsehole was like sandpaper after they'd finished with him. He loved every second of it though. This is why nowadays he can often be seen mincing around Shoreditch with one trouser leg rolled up.

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  43. Yep Remi is an infamous grass and is pretty much universally hated by most writers especially in London as he grassed a load of them up including some well known train painters in the 90's.

    I remember hearing loads of stories of Remi getting punched on sight many times by various writers because of it and he'd still get a fist in the face if he went to any proper graffiti writers gathering in London.

    Perhaps if there's an old school London writer on here they could give you more info on the story as I'm not from there and only know the basics about it.

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  44. you guys!!!

    I haven't laughed like that since, well, the last round of "Remi-Bashing"! You're so naughty!

    But I'll have you know that I'm very annoyed with you all. Because of your posts I had to go find his Twitty site. I've not wasted my time with these things yet (I waste too much here already) and I was shocked to see just how much time people have to talk about absolutely-bloody-nothing. "yeah, eating baked beans" "Sharon looks fat today" "saw this bloke on the bus right. twat" etc etc

    no wonder he was too busy to finish this print

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  45. That's very true I can see Remi all envious and bent out of shape over the attention, sales and connections Eine's milking out of his Tory chums.

    Funny thing is Remi would almost certainly look down on Eine's artwork as dull, simplistic and repetive when he himself has been knocking out the same thing since the mid 90's.

    His warped penchant for self regard is so strong it could be harnessed to light 1000 gallery shows for him and his 'mates'.

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  46. sponging fucking students should get a fucking job and pay for their own tuition fees.....the cunts!

    oh, and this print is a God awful piece of hideous shit.

    Shame on you if you wasted your cash on this crap.

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