Monday, November 15, 2010

Concerned of Cripplewood

Good Morning

I happened upon this debacle whilst musing over the colour of coco pops in my trough - most disappointing, isn't there something they can do to change their colour to something less offensive?

What shocks me most is that comments have been made that as yet have not called for the dismemberment of all those willing to say anything that does not agree with me - surely this is something we should all be dismayed about? 

Disgusted, once I understand what this whole debate is about I will be on the phone to the local constabulary, I thought it best to voice my concern prior to this obviously.

Yours

JP Queezy-Pee

35 comments:

  1. so is this today's bullshit then...

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  2. This post has serious racist overtones regarding your dislike of the colour of coco pops. I'm very offended, and can only conclude that you should be burnt at the stake immediately. I'm gathering a rabid mob as we speak to march on parliament and demand action. Then after a short interlude for tea and scones I will take this matter to the supreme court in my unrelenting quest for sympathy/attention/justice.

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  3. You truly are an evil child-eating monster Funky. I'm going to tell the freemasons about you.

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  4. The manufacturers of coco pops anti defamation leagueNovember 15, 2010 at 2:41 AM

    Speaking on behalf of the manufacturers of coco pops anti defamation league, I can only register my shock and outrage at the use of a trough to eat our cereal.

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  5. Yes don't you know the correct way to eat them is out of a Belfast sink with a scooped out fox skull?

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  6. This is all too disgusting for me to contemplate. I say bring back the inquisitions and the village ducking chair, with Sickly as Witchfinder General!

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  7. the real manufacturers of coco pops anti defamation leagueNovember 15, 2010 at 3:02 AM

    I am the real member of the manufacturers of coco pops anti defamation league, the person above is a liar. We at coco pops value all our customers no matter what implements they use for the eating of our cereal, be it a trough, a sink in belfast, or a scooped out fox head.

    As for the colour comments Mr Queezy-Pee, we thank you for your concern and have passed them on directly to our colour concern department. Your email is important to us and one of our dedicated advisors will get back to you as soon as possible. Your email is number.... 3.... in a queue. We thank your for your patience.

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  8. coco pops taste of chocolate
    chocolate is brown
    no one complains that chocolate is racist...

    it's my birthday today and was hoping to see a 57 colour screen print release slated or a stencil of a dead tramps face enlarged to the size of a bus and spray-painted badly on the side of, well, one of Boris's new buses, as a way to promote a new charity effort to keep the homeless of Ouagadoogoo warm by wrapping them in unsold prints from the biggest street artists in the world dot com

    but no

    just dribble

    is it about anything? and if so, a link would be helpful, as not all of us spend our time trawling through forums looking for the latest dumb shit to be scathing about. I feel let down. and I'd like a bowl of coco pops...

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  9. I'm guessing it may be all about the big scandal that erupted several posts previously. A lot of comments have been deleted though. Do keep up in future Dave, you anti-working class bastard. If it wasn't your birthday I'd have to report you to some commission or other.

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  10. the real manufacturers of coco pops anti defamation leagueNovember 15, 2010 at 4:03 AM

    Dearest Dave the Chump,
    We at coco pops apologise that your birthday has not started as you would like. Perhaps if you had already eaten a bowl of our cereal as part of a balanced, nutritious breakfast, you would not feel let down?

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  11. comments - apologies - removal of comments - rumour - indignant outrage - fucking idiocy - a light fingering - more outrage - morning light - a bowl of coco pops

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  12. Dr Funky, you forgot to mention censorship, your own that is, and not just the bit where someone called someone a paedo, you fucking hypocrite.

    Street Art Is Dead is dead.

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  13. 'removal of comments' yeah I noted that, of course I'm a fucking hypocrite, who isn't? There's some shit I've got niether the time or the inclination to get caught in the middle of.

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  14. but you've got the time to remove it,so you are in the middle of it

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  15. yeah that's how you remove yourself from the middle. Wanna write a post about how big a fucking hypocrite I am - email me and i'll put it up.

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  16. why..?..so that you can then post my email address..good try..i aint as daft as your followers

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  17. Don't worry, you are daft enough as it is with your comments...
    Street art is dead is dead"? How many hours did it take for you to dredge that up? Am I supposed to laugh? Marbledick!

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  18. how many hours did it take you to realise that you really are a dick

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  19. I personally was hoping that all this bullshit that really was the definition of 'mountain out of a molehill' would calm down...but I am posting this as i feel that a few urban art association members have decided to enter into the lions playpen here and post...

    So... it looks like we got the irk of urbanartassociation followers (how long did it take to dredge that up? Am i supposed to be impressed?)...for one persons attack on some person.
    It seems like some are 'trying' to attack this blogger according to the gospel (webpages) according of St. Slinky...will you all be bringing lawyers because some people are talked bad about?
    For people who live on the internet, probably work in media, you should have realised by now, blogs like this one (which is pretty open in its honesty) will often say nasty things. The internet is full of dark places where dark people say dark things...often by anonymous users, often tirades, and often aimed at someone. This is not excusing or pardoning what was said just a statement of the internet.

    The post that caused all the trouble has been long removed, so now the truth with what happened is replaced by Chinese whispers, which might take hold of historys neck and force it into submission...what am i getting at?
    I am just shocked at the whole thing, as i didnt read what happened as it happened, just at the fallout. This place is full of cunts writing cuntish things - me one of them, but thats no shock as thats what this place is a vent for (some might use sewer, but i dont care, home is where the heart is, and i like this place...)..no...what has shocked me is the use of lawyers about a blog comment...

    SO... an (apparantly) nice guy called Wizbong got namecalled here, his partner then threatened this blog with legal action, and now urban art association are holding a candle lit vigil via posting to get his return?
    Is this primary school? A little heavy handed non? Get the comment removed by all means if its offensive, but lawyers? has any one never been called a name before? has no one ever read a nasty comment on a blog before? do you see eines lawyers threatening silky after that savage blog post? c'mon! the internet is a large place, not always nice - if you dont like it, leave or bite back!
    Urban art association is typical of the urban art scene, and that is what this website represents - the balance between those that see street art as gallery shows and screenprints (nice, commercial & safe) and those that think street art should be predominantly practiced on the street and should not be so commercialized, sanitised and dangerous.

    There is a saying - its not what situations a man experiances that makes him, but how he handles himself in those situations. so far you've hidden from view and called the lawyers. i don't know who you are, but dont take one persons snipe to heart, i wouldnt, i would post back and give them a bit of my own piece of mind. I am sorry if you got upset, really, and feel free to keep flaming this site, the original poster, me, whoever...either on this website or urban art - as that is FREE SPEECH. Go back to urbanart, it seems your friends are missing you and it sounds like you need them

    as a leaving post, i whole heartedly agree with this line...from urban art association forum itself...
    'don't take this stuff personally its the internet and people write all sorts of bile just for kicks. Try to take it with a pinch of salt.....'

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  20. My name is Richard actually, and I'm quite large so you can call me big dick. Try saying that with my dick sidewards in your mouth.

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  21. time to go home J, S is warming the bed with a hot one

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  22. Thanks for enlightening me
    I just tried to read all 3,987 posts of insults and apologies about people I've never heard of and, if I understood correctly, I'm not missing out not having heard of them

    I'm not anti-working class, I'm anti-human race. I have no problem with people working for a living. In fact, I much prefer that than people cheating each other selling things that simply are in no way "art" as art. That's cheating.

    I like to work. I've been working since I was 12 years old. I don't think my parents fall into the working class bracket. how do I tell? My Mum lived with her Mum in a council flat until she got a job as a secretary, then moved into a bed-sit. My Dad lived with his parents in a two bed flat above a shop until he got married. The three of us lived for the first few years of my life in a caravan. I guess we're lower middle class. but whatever. I've met poor people that were fantastic and poor people that were total cunts and rich people that were fantastic and rich people that were total cunts, and I realised many years ago that it's not money that makes someone a cunt, it's them.

    so please, no more telling me I'm a working-class hater, or I'll have to send a crying letter to Dr Funky asking that he remove your posts
    I hear he doesn't like people to be offended, just in case they send their big mate round to sort him out

    ARF!!!


    I HATE YOU ALL!


    But I do love you so...

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  23. I don't think it was so much threats of sending the boys round, but more the threat of sending the lawyers round that got the comments removed.

    Dave...sorry to break this to you mate, but middle class people don't live in caravans.

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  24. nah i think i'll just call you dick

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  25. If you're incapable of an amusing retort Clifford I'll be deleting your comments, shock, outrage, blog dictator admits to abuse of power!

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  26. the real manufacturers of coco pops anti defamation leagueNovember 16, 2010 at 4:49 AM

    Dave, is it lack of money, or lack of talent that makes you a total cunt?

    Only kidding, i know its lack of talent.

    By the way i believe middle class people who live in caravans call them 'holiday homes'.

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  27. forget that, street art is all about the royal family and if anyone suggests different il make you read the forum rules that you have to abide by. You should know im a Tory/royalist cunt by now

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  28. a two year holiday next to a motorway. I'm well middle class me
    at least one day I hope to be. own my own home. drink wine in the evenings. have sex with the neighbours, etc

    y'know, I doubt there's a single working class person on here, since you all got computers and an interest in art. it's all just people with no balls trying to be macho. yawn.

    I'm a total cunt because I am. A total cunt with no money and plenty of talent (enough to pay my way in the world since I was 16)

    but hey, I'm not being drawn into an argument with some faceless tosser on this blog. I've already ruined my career associating with you losers instead of all the people you hate (the ones spending money on stuff artists are selling)

    wahay! time to go see what the latest posts are about. hope there's something new from Remi...

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  29. Some working class people can afford computers nowadays Dave. They're not all in the workhouse living off of bread and gruel. A few of them even like art too believe it or not. Even though it's probably getting above their station to do so.

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  30. forget that, street art is all about the royal family and if anyone suggests different il make you read the forum rules that you have to abide by. You should know im a Tory/royalist cunt by now

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  31. the real manufacturers of cocoJune 22, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    Dave, is it lack of money, or lack of talent that makes you a total cunt?

    Only kidding, i know its lack of talent.

    By the way i believe middle class people who live in caravans call them 'holiday homes'.

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  32. the real manufacturers of cocoJune 22, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    Dearest Dave the Chump,
    We at coco pops apologise that your birthday has not started as you would like. Perhaps if you had already eaten a bowl of our cereal as part of a balanced, nutritious breakfast, you would not feel let down?

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  33. the real manufacturers of cocoJune 22, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    I am the real member of the manufacturers of coco pops anti defamation league, the person above is a liar. We at coco pops value all our customers no matter what implements they use for the eating of our cereal, be it a trough, a sink in belfast, or a scooped out fox head.

    As for the colour comments Mr Queezy-Pee, we thank you for your concern and have passed them on directly to our colour concern department. Your email is important to us and one of our dedicated advisors will get back to you as soon as possible. Your email is number.... 3.... in a queue. We thank your for your patience.

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  34. This is all too disgusting for me to contemplate. I say bring back the inquisitions and the village ducking chair, with Sickly as Witchfinder General!

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