Friday, November 26, 2010

Marks & Stencils - The Review!

A thousand miles away in my hidden enclave, the snow capped mountains my only company, a single lone voice can be heard


'When's the Banksy release? When's the Banksy release? When's the Banksy release? Who's Dran? When's the Banksy release? When's the Banksy release? You're all fucking bastards, anyone who got into the preview you're fucking bastards. All I wanted was a glimpse of the Banksy print. I mean it's not like it was on the Internet. No. You're fucking bastards. When's the Banksy release?'


So Marks & Stencils has now officially opened.


'The print is shit. I mean really shit I hate it.When's the Banksy release? I hope it's a queue I love fucking queuing all night. It means I can have it on Ebay first thing in the morning.When's the Banksy release? I fucking love Banksy. I hate this print. When's the Banksy release?'



There are a number of Dran pieces scattered across the shop, smaller cardboard pieces downstairs, some larger canvases up. Some seemingly collected from previous shows over the last couple of years and with a good mark up of 50%+ on the prices at those shows. Quality? Mixed, due to the nature of the collection i.e. those that hadn't sold previously. As an introduction to the artist? It showed his limitations and line he continually takes.

As an introduction to street art it's not valid at all, as an introduction to the commercialisation of the concept of street art it hits the spot 100%, over priced - check, comedy asides -  check,  relevant - not in the slightest.

Whilst protests gain pace, strikes increase in regularity, European countries go bankrupt, the voice of dissent is mired at the till feeding crumbs of cake to it's devoted followers, looking for the next paypal hit.

I'll shuffle back into the darkness and find some change for the electricity meter.maybe.

110 comments:

  1. On the head sir. I'm hooked on your blog. Little scavenging greedy Banksy sycophants. I can't work out what is more nauseating, the Banksy fans whining and crying about if when and where a print will be released to wank over, or the POW family stringing us along for yet another manufactured hypefest to line their powdery white pockets. The whole thing is ugly beyond belief.

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  2. and at this religious time of year, what else can I comment but

    AMEN



    in other news, I'm in Düsseldorf where LET lives. Word on the street is he hates me for making a critique of his kid sitting on a heart piece. Join the queue mate. I also found out that he is French, and LET stands for Les Infant Terrible. Oh yes!
    And I was told he was making stencils for "10 years before Banksy got famous"
    SO THERE!!!

    I so love the world of street art x



    p.s. get well soon Funky. And remember, a Banksy print isn't for life, it's just for Christmas... and that little period into the New Year while we wait for people to have cash again so we can flog it on ebay for twice the price!!!

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  3. Are you in a private clinic in Switzerland Funky?

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  4. The Voice of Respectable ModerationNovember 26, 2010 at 7:40 AM

    This blog remains hilarious. God how you hate Banksy but still manage to have clocked 99 posts with him in to keep the hit counter going.
    Still, you all look very clever with your put down posts'n'everything while the Chimp always manages somehow to get the topic back to him

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  5. still plenty of T-Shirts left, for anyone who needs a last minute present for that special someone

    http://streetartdead.blogspot.com/2010/10/urbane-ass-ociation-t-shirt-for-sale.html

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  6. Fragile was there
    He is AMAZING !
    Do you think he is Banksy's Best friend ?

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  7. I think Banksy fears him.

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  8. i don't get all this Banksy hating that goes on here. I like a lot of his stuff and he has brought street art to the masses. Which includes people like me.

    I am appalled by the amount of mediocre and second rate stuff been hawked for serious money while people keep a straight face.

    But thats the price of success.

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  9. Dran and Banksy have been mates for a couple of years, its not surprising how similar there ideas are.... hence the big dran show. I like Dran but the prices at the show are fucking crazy.

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  10. Fragile is just another jaxs, he's another one of those'oh banksy i love you so much, that my life was so fucking meaningless and cuntishingly boring, till you came all along, that I will go all around the world just to see your art on walls, fuck off you muppet and get a life. Next thing he will start telling anyone either stupid enough or young enough to believe him, that he is Banksy's father

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  11. Fragile is a top bloke and goes out of his way to help lots of different people. He's worth 10 of you ya sad lonely, bile filled little tory cunt.

    You haters will all be queuing to get the new banksy prints so stop talking utter bollocks.

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  12. Oh dear, looks like the nutter Jaxs is here again. Fuck off and insert one of Eine's used spraycans into your rancid vagina you old hag.

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  13. Disgusting little prick. Have you got nothing better to do than f5 this blog on the of chance that someone has replied to your hate filled diatribe?

    Repugnant cunt.

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  14. Your psychosis seems to be getting worse since you were hounded off of the Banksy forum. Maybe part of the reason everybody hates you is because your breath always smells like you just deep throated Eine's cock.

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  15. You seemed obsessed with Eine's genitals you strange, horrible little man.

    I say little, you're probably a thirty something, greasy haired, clinically obese little billy no mates who was bullied at school by girls.

    You've clearly never had sex with a woman, hence all the sexual Eine fantasies and derogatory sexist remarks.

    You sir, have all the markings of a serial killer/ sexual pervert.

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  16. Yeah, right on all counts you mentally ill old bag of shit. Now get back down to your usual corner on Commercial street and sell your putrid pudenda to Turkish minicab drivers for 5 quid a go.

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  17. It's amazing how that whiny, monotonous, homosexual little voice of yours comes out in the boring shite that you type.

    In fact,come to think of it, I know who you are now you drab little shit. You're that sad looking nonce that likes to watch me servicing my clients in their passenger seats aren't you....the one who likes to play with their tiny, bulbous, greasy little cock while the real action is happening.

    Sad little negative coward. You need the teeth punched from your head.

    all bile and spite but no balls.

    Lets meet up for a fight you forum sniper. I'll smash your face in with a high heel.

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  18. Yeah, that was me watching through the window as the 50th punter of the night ravaged your syphilitic kebab. I found it quite interesting to observe the lengths you'll go to obtain get the money for Banksy canvases.

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  19. "Lets meet up for a fight you forum sniper. I'll smash your face in with a high heel. "

    You need more than fucking high heels, a fucking step ladder you smelly breathed umpaloompa

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  20. Is that to get around your bulk you fat waster?

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  21. relax guys. walk away. hardly worth either of your time.

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  22. Dave the Chump can fuck off. You're not so high and mighty mate. Why do you always feel the need to make a comment so brazenly like we give half a shit what you have to say? Stay in Berlin you gimmick.

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  23. Dave is a cool cat. You are being way too heavy on the chimp man
    You need to chill fella
    Too much anger in the world
    Peace brothers and sisters

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  24. Fuck off you hippy cunt. Go take a chill pill, better still...take 100 and overdose on your own banality. We need MORE anger and hatred, not less...to save us all from the sea of mediocrity we're drowning in. Braindead yes-men like you are the reason the politicians, bankers, marketers, corporate 'street artists' and the rest of the grubby swindling mass of filth take everyone for mugs and get away with it.

    Dave gets slagged off on here because firstly he's a bit slow and he needs everything explained to him, which can be annoying...but mostly because he's a holier-than-thou bore who is trying to live off of some imagined past glory that nobody is really aware of or even cares about. He also foolishly uses this place to promote himself, which anyone with more than one brain cell to rub together would realise is never going to be a good move. He'd be better off seeking out a career painting murals in primary school playgrounds, because that's about all his childish cartoon art is good for.

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  25. I for one like dave the chimps input so you can fuck off with the other tory twat above (the bloke obsessed with eine's cock).

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  26. I'm not surprised you like it Jax, you smelly old crone... seeing as you have the art appreciation mental age of a 5 year old.

    Go and design some more useless cardboard packaging to clog up landfill sites, and while you're at it...do us all a favour and change your cum & piss stained knickers, they're stinking the place out.

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  27. Try and have sex with a real woman....it's much better than bashing one off to the tv.

    I know you haven't got much going for you....(the unsightly blubber around your waist, the bitch tits, the ugly face, the greasy hair, the humorous tiny, penis like nubbin between your fat legs, the personality of a serial sex offender etc etc) but I'm sure someone will put up with you.....maybe?

    No go along and play now little fat boy, I'm done humiliating you for now. Maybe some self harming will make you feel better about the world.

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  28. Wind your turkey neck in Jane, you plump old gobbler. Shame Bernard Matthews is dead, otherwise he'd have had you in breadcrumbs by now.

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  29. Jax is even more vile than a HIV infected weeping anal sore with cornflake scabs around the edges. She is literally a hideous blob of pustulent excrection.

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  30. "Wind your turkey neck in Jane, you plump old gobbler. Shame Bernard Matthews is dead, otherwise he'd have had you in breadcrumbs by now. "

    funniest thing I have heard in ages

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  31. Bet your man titties wobble like jellies when you're getting your backdoors smmashed in by banksy and his cronies.

    Fat little fuck pig.

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  32. You've certainly got a potty mouth on you for such an old biddy Jax. You remind me of a hideous bloated cadaver from a zombie film, tottering about blabbering deranged nonsense to yourself.

    I reckon they should create an urban art award category especially for you...the 'Most negative publicity ever generated for an artist by his own PR agent' award for your fantastic work with Eine, and for proving conclusively that big letters = small minds.

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  33. she's just pissed because she didnt get an invite for the marks and stencils preview night - they have had enough of her stinky breathe and bullshit about her being banksy's mom

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  34. Hey Dudes
    Who is the angry chicken ?
    Man if hippies ruled the world it would
    Make it a better place
    For you and for me and the entire human race
    There are people dying
    If you care enough for the living
    Make a better place for
    You and for me.
    This Jaxs chick and the man titties dude should make love not war
    Chill pussycats

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  35. lol, man titties dude. That's funny.

    I like you oh wise hippy chap.

    We really should make more love.

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  36. you sound like fragile you, aka as jaxs spunkchild

    go fuck yourself you wannabe do-gooder, i love punching people like you in the mouth - it gives a dose of reality

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  37. what an angry liitle, small winkied fat lad you are, silly silly fatty boombatty.

    aka sad chunky banksy fanboy/wannabe gangster keyboard warrior/cunt.

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  38. That dude sounds like he needs his bitch tits slapped!

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  39. Looks like you greasy little cockfarts a good Saturday night...

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  40. No thanks mate, I think I'll let Jax carry on shagging Somalian cab drivers for £2.50. I'd probably just vomit in her face after lifting up her rolls of flab and catching a whiff of her disgusting low hanging labia.

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  41. £2.50 thats half the price of the turkish cab drivers

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  42. Yeah, she gives any darker skinned men a 50% discount because it brings back fond memories of her many sex tourism trips to Gambia.

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  43. Hey dudes
    Love knows no colour shit
    Peace and love

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  44. of course I always promote myself - I'm the only person here with the balls to use his own name when posting, which is a form of promotion. If I was emailing every blog on the planet with news of my latest painting of a street piece you wouldn't complain, as that is what "street artists" are supposed to do, but you get offended by me saying "I've got a show opening tomorrow" on a blog read by half-a-dozen people who couldn't give a shit about my work anyway!
    And obviously, as this is a blog which tends to bad-mouth street art, my "self-promotion" is a sarcastic joke you utter moron!

    I ask for things to be explained because asking questions is how you learn things. Frankly, I use this site to draw out the few intelligent comments/critiscisms among a sea of "you suck Eine's cock" put-downs. Don't you monkeys know that arguing on the internet is like the special olympics? It doesn't matter who wins, you're both still retarded!
    Also, asking for things to be explained is often another form of sarcasm. I guess that goes over your head though. Lack of intelligence. You should ask more questions.

    If I was trying to "live off some past glory" I would be selling screen prints of work I made a decade ago, and begging D*Face to be my friend again! I'd hardly be critiquing the work of other artists here, which can only serve to make me more enemies.

    So thanks for your post, but as you can see all you've managed to do is make yourself look rather silly. not that it matters, as your cloak of anonimity protects your cowardly hide from my scathing bullets of intellect! P-Wang! Damn you, missed again!!!

    x


    oh! and the guy who said "he (Banksy) has brought street art to the masses" has missed the point. Art in the street has already been brought to the masses by the fact it's been put in the street, rather than galleries!!!

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  45. and for those of you that don't read so well, most of that last post was SARCASM which is a form of HUMOUR to show that I don't take myself or your comments seriously. life's too short. but thanks for the laughs x

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  46. I think you're the one who doesn't quite get it Dave...a lot of the 'arguing' you refer to isn't taken seriously, but is merely poking fun at a rabid nutter (Jax), hence the extreme absurdity of most of the insults. I'm going to try to stop doing it now though, because it's too easy and makes me feel mildly guilty, like I'm beating up a disabled person or something.

    Asking questions to learn is fine within reason, but you misunderstood that point too...what I was saying is that you don't seem to be familiar with most of the basic things that this blog discusses, so you blunder in blindly and need everything explained to you. It's annoying and frustrating on the level of somebody who comes onto a forum and keeps asking questions because they're too lazy or inept to use google or do some research for themselves. It gets to the point where it's like having somebody around who needs everything spelt out for them very s...l...o...w...l...y but who then ends up more often than not still getting the wrong end of the stick.

    Having said all that, you do make the odd valid point now and again, although you usually go and spoil it by completely contradicting yourself very shortly thereafter.

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  47. just a quick one for all the 'tards, I don't hate Banksy, I do hate the manipulation, commercialisation,the hmv displays, the tired tired TIRED jokey interviews, the fucking market place forums that have grown up in his 'honour', the blindness to what street art was supposed to be about as they blindly look for their next profitable print morons, the ikea generation love in, the galleries jumping on the bandwagon, the artists falling off the bandwagon, the lies, the cliques, the rich feeding off the poor, heal the world make it better place for you and for me and the entire human raceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  48. Hey dudes
    Yeaaaahh Dr Funky you is one cool cat

    Just remember always trust those searching for The truth, never those who have found it

    Keep searching Funky Chicken dude

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  49. What really makes me laugh is that I'm not jax you stupid fucking cunt.

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  50. Not the same Jaxs who sucks tramps dicks sideways then forgets to brush her teeth when going to an art opening, then breathes the tramps dick crusted odour right into your mouth in conversion?
    Hell, I'm crushed!

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  51. 'friad not shit legs. Been fun delving deep into your dirty sordid, Eine and Jax obsessed, serial rapist mind though. You should get that looked at by the way....it's ain't normal me thinks.

    So, these facts remain, I don't have cockbreath but you still swing a hefty bitch tit.

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  52. Hmmm...you seem to constantly fantasise about moobs don't you Jax, Jane, Vazie or whatever you're calling yourself now...I suspect the reason for that is all those years you spent in the massage parlour down Great Eastern St, getting brutally slapped in the face by the man tits of your Albanian pimps, as they took turns in violating you. But you loved every second of it didn't you, you dirty ho.

    Now go and have a wash, because at the moment your sickening rotting mackerel body odour hangs heavy in the air at every art show you attend.

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  53. You also seem obsessed with the bodily odours of jax.

    I take it you've been up close and personal to the old fishmongers wife eh?

    Maybe you had a little kiss and a bit of a fumble only for her to than laugh at your ugly mushroom cock as you eagerly yanked your bland, jizz stained y-fronts down.

    That would certainly explain a few issues that you have.

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  54. Hey man titties dude you down as this jaxs chick and you split
    Don't get heavy man you will find love again
    Let the anger go
    flowers are a chicks best friend if you want to ride the Jaxs love train again
    Peace

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  55. Yeah, that's right, so I rammed my mushroom cock in her eye, kicked her up the cunt and walked out of the massage parlour laughing as the old biddy writhed around on the floor wailing in agony. The stench of her vile obese flesh too much to bear anyway

    As for you Mr Hippy Cunt...from now on, everytime you post on this blog I will make a trip to the local pet shop and return with a small cute fluffy animal which I will then proceed to torture with a series of prolonged electric shocks.

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  56. What's Polly Morgan got to do with this, Man boob 40DD boy? I bet you squeal like a pig like in the film 'Deliverance'. Give mushrooms a chance, I heard your cock does not even touch your undies, needle dick. Do you want an Eine print for Xmas?
    Chamone!

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  57. You're really getting boring Jax. Why don't you just go back to the Banksy forum?...oh yeah...that's right, because everybody there hates you and hounded you out of the place. So now you go around pretending to be various artist's manager's or PR agent, because you're so sad and desperate to be somebody important that you have to invent a complete fantasy world to live in. I actually feel a very slight amount of pity for you and hope you manage to get some help for your severe depression and low self esteem issues.

    You even said goodbye about 30 posts ago that you weren't coming on here anymore, which just goes to show once again what a liar you are. Silly old bucket cunt manatee.

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  58. I told you I'm not jax you daft cunt, face facts, there are about six people on here that think you're a prick. I'm sure you get the same negative reaction everywhere you go.

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  59. Hey crazy dudes maybe the time is right for a pow wow
    grab a couple of nut cutlets a nice bottle of elderflower wine and sit down and sort this shit out Make Love not War
    Hey man titties dude War is over, if you want it
    Leave the furries alone they hurt nobody !

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  60. sexual anal freak says .....''You even said goodbye about 30 posts ago that you weren't coming on here anymore''

    where the fook did you get that from you deluded Tory tosser?

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  61. Yeah ok Jax. Just be aware that you're a complete fucking joke in the street art world and everybody despises you. I'm not even saying that to be insulting...it the sad truth. You've burnt all of your bridges now with your performances on here. Every time you attend a show people will be whispering and giggling about your pathetic deluded make-believe life as some kind of bigshot urban art deal-maker.

    If I were you I'd give up trying to impress people by constantly lying, and quietly go back to the prostitution so that you can afford another Banksy canvas. Maybe you should give Wayne Rooney a call, I heard he likes shagging fat ugly old granny hookers.

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  62. Jax really broke your heart mate, don't be resentfull and nasty, let it go, time to move on Mr man titties.

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  63. Hey hippy, the joke got old after the first post. It's kind of embarrasing for everybody when there's a 'crayzee' dude like you around who really think's they're funny, but they're actually not. Everybody tolerates it for a little while, but then it becomes progressively more cringeworthy, moving through annoyance...until finally everybody thinks you must be some kind of retarded cunt with no self-awareness. Or Pure Evil.

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  64. Yeah, she broke my heart because she said she was a top PR agent and manager who could make me a big star in the urban art world and introduce me to lots of her famous clients, but then I found out that she was really a top bullshitter and her only clients were sweaty minicab drivers and kebab shop workers looking for a quick nosh off in a dark alley at 3am.

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  65. Hey chillax dude, it's nearly xmas so lets all smoke the pipes of peace or alternatively take turns on sucking on your impressive enormous man titties!

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  66. true, I never really think to use google as it seems if I have to search for information on an artist then they can't have ever done anything good enough for me to notice

    or maybe I just don't notice most of the tripe on here because I don't spend any time on places like .info. all that shit makes me very depressed. as it seems to do a lot of folk on here

    on the other hand, asking a question about an artist is also a way of saying "this person is making such uninteresting work that I've never even heard of them" so is kind of a dis in itself, so it's perfectly valid. it also points out the fact that street art fanboyism is a tiny little self contained world which has even less impact on the planet than street art itself

    anyway, I'll stop disrupting the flow of Jax insults now (I tried googling the name, but unless he's a made-to-order mouse for lab testing, then it wasn't any help)

    http://jaxmice.jax.org/

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  67. Yeah, say the same old joke over and over again Jax, it might get funny one day. The truth is that your insults are as dull and unimaginative as the art you champion. You've been repeatedly verbally raped on this blog, and fact that you keep pretending to be different people just shows how mentally unwell you really are. I suggest you urgently get some counselling for obvious trauma you suffered when you were kicked off of the Banksy forum that you helped to start. Or was it being forced to gag on your daddy's cock every day as a child that turned you into the bile-spitting old hag that you are today?

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  68. ANYWAY...Turn the page. Those new Banksy pieces are amazing. 0 Percent and Boring are instant classics. Would kill for one of those. And all of you would as well. Mmm Hmmm.

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  69. verbally raped on a written blog. Lol, what kind of self obsessed narcissistic little troll writes this shit?

    Go and play with mummys love eggs my boy.

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  70. Hey Jax, I heard that just because you own an ugly lime green canvas by Banksy you thought that entitled you to stalk him. Then his people got a bit worried by your bizzare behaviour and basically told you to fuck off. That's why you decided to transfer your attentions to Eine and start stalking him instead. Don't you think this kind of behaviour is a bit odd for an elderly woman?

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  71. Hey Dudes
    you talk some shit man titties dude
    You really dig this Jax chick don't you
    You need to smoke some weed and chill the fuck out
    Peace to you brother

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  72. What a surprise...the same old tedious bullshit yet again. God you're boring. Here's a tip for you Jax...if you're going to try to argue then you need to at least try to make your comebacks funny. Otherwise it just makes you look even more of a mong than you already do. I really wish you were a more worthy opponent, because at the moment this is more one sided that the Haye/Harrison fight.

    Serious question...why don't you just drop the childish act for a minute and tell us exactly why you're stalking street artists to the point where they have to tell you to leave them alone?

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  73. Society against shrinken willies and excessive moobsNovember 30, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    Shame you dont run as fast as the way you run your mouth, you'd get rid of those hanging man boobs in no time! Marry the Jax bitch or forget she dumped you and move on!

    PS. By the way, she is Drans manager now.

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  74. Yeah ok Jax, whatever you say. Yawn.

    Don't worry people, if she keeps up this trolling I'll put a link up to some pictures of her, so you can all see exactly who the vile cunt is. Her son is a graffiti artist too...I wonder what he thinks about some of her foul mouthed outbursts on here. Maybe he needs to be made aware of them.

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  75. Go ahead you vile little cunt face, stick a twatting picture of me with my lips out...I fucking dare you!

    There will be pictures of your rancid AIDS ridden cock with name address and phone number plastered everywhere.

    You may even profit from the odd offer of a bum if your lucky.

    A bloke with bitch tits a small cock and a gaping anal hole could make a killing on the circus scene.

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  76. Wow, someone call a doctor in for this bitch...she needs urgent psychiatric help.

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  77. I don't need any help because I'm not jax you crazy fooooooooooool

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  78. Somebody message Alsababar, he'll have some pics of her at shows.

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  79. Jerrrrrrrr, message alssababar the mummys boy and tell him he's a poofty boy geek who needs to exercise more.

    Jerrrrrrrrr

    That'll teach me!

    Jerrrrrrrr

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  80. This place is odd... it gives a message board to slag people off... correct... so I'd like to slaaaaag off no-one, I admit Jax did piss me off at the start on thebanksyforum, but she's alright in my book. No she didn't suck my dick and no I'm not Jax. She has a connection with Eine big deal....I've been a Banksy fan since 02 /03 and brought loads because I liked them, christ I've receipts for over 100, was going to Pow daily to get Mr B to sign them... they loved I was selling them to Japan via ebay....and I have now sold all old prints, not because street art is dead, but I made money. Als is a good guy also from what I know... I'm out of this bullshit that so called urban art and all the shit that comes with it { here} happy for you all to call me a cunt... Peace Noobs....Its Boring.

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  81. First proper post in a while. Thanks for coming on here, but there's no doubt that some keyboard warrior will crank out some shit for their own personal amusement. Funny thing is, back in the day, POW loved people selling on prints to promote the brand. They loved putting dodgy numbers and fake signatures too, but that's another summer!

    Big shout out to Man boobs and evetone that knows me!

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  82. Big shout out to kipper cunt the retarded troll. She's just jealous because her saggy tits are down to her knees. hahahaha!

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  83. big shout out to jax, she IS urban art!

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  84. I heard you get a free blow job from Jax in a piss soaked Shoreditch alley of your choice, with every Eine print purchased nowadays.

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  85. I heard you get a free training bra for men...

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  86. Every Eine print is now handfinished with Jax's reeking sardine fanny juice.

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  87. I heard your man boobs were so intelligent that they could suck Jaxs sardine fanny juice with a straw without breaking sweat!

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  88. Eine and Banksy say they want you to leave them alone Jax, you saggy old wrinkled tit stalker. The stench of your tuna gash is putting off customers.

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  89. PLEASE stop with the Jaxs abuse now, all it does it give a nice big stick to those who want to complain about this place. Free speech is great but only when used with a litte intelligence and humour.

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  90. Tell that to her then...she's on every thread pretending to be different people, abusing everyone and generally trolling to fuck up this place because it slagged off her heroes Banksy and Eine. If Funky doesn't do something to get rid of her then this place will die and she'll have got what she wanted.

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  91. Do you fancy arguing with every anonymous poster on here? Just leave it ffs

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  92. I don't have a problem with leaving it, but what do you suggest should happen then from now on if she continues her campaign to constantly abuse and insult everyone here?

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  93. Shut the fuck up man boobs, the only one I see trolling the place up is you! If you have a problem with Jax, see her directly, whatever. Your tired fish inspired jokes have worn thinner than your dick.

    Now the prick will say, 'See! It;s Jaxs!'

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  94. What a sad, sad mackerel clitoris troll you are. How come you're not a moderator on the banksy forum anymore?

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  95. Banksy and Eine have been sent a link to this thread so they can see exactly what a nutter you are. They said they're going to get in touch with Jerence and arrange for a doctor to come round and have you sedated.

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  96. "If Funky doesn't do something to get rid of her then this place will die and she'll have got what she wanted"
    This isn't the Silky Forum
    Ban her Funky ! Ban her Funky !Ban her Funky !
    Grow some balls mate don't understand why she annoys you so much you are both pathetic

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  97. Obviously the man hates women. Admit it, you like being bummed in private. Aint no shame bro? vandalog and Gaia do it all the time and they are famous!

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  98. well said.

    This is all getting rather pointless now isn't it?

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  99. Looks like Jboy, Jaxs and the POW crew are all in here tonight.

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  100. I've met jboy, I must say he has the most impressive set of man titties in my life!

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  101. Christ, do you ever say anything else apart from 'man titties'? No wonder you've been marked out as a troll...you just spout the same old thing over and over again like a retarded child. Why are you even on here may I ask, is it just try to wind people up because you don't like this blog? That's how it looks.

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  102. It's Jgay doing the trolling, don't feed it.

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  103. Hello, I tried my hardest for England to win the world cup. I tried to bribe the FIFA officials by offering Jaxs tied up only they refused saying they already had fish. Whereupon I offered myself and they refused saying I had excessive hanging boobs and followed a cunt called baby face smug Cameron.

    I am sorry for the nation.

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  104. A lot of over priced shite.

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  105. Looks like JaXs is now posting under the username hat.
    Here's her amazing website www.wickstead.com

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  106. HED
    GEY
    OUR
    BET
    SNO
    PLE
    ASE

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