well they are 9" tall so I imagine you could shove it up your arse and dream it was Kaws doing the bully ramming as I imagine a few of the fan boys will be doing when their toys arrive.
Poor Little Lord Vandalog for not getting one of these. Hopefully he'll get an Action Man and some Tellytubbies dolls for Xmas to help him get over it.
Seriously! If you are a KAWS toy collector, you have to really question yourself... Why buy it? Because other 'high profile collectors' have them or because you are a shallow, limp dick leper loner with a crush on an old man that looks like 14 in a cap! Put these in a glass dome with the other toys and have other maladjusted spotty poseurs come round the house to wank over them.
Banksy's tweetie-pie was better
ReplyDeleteOnly a paedophile would buy this.
ReplyDeleteexpensive toys for regressive boys.
ReplyDeleteFor introverted boys who wish they could suck Kaws knob. Toys? WTF!
ReplyDeleteIf this were human sized and had a realistic vagina moulded in latex then I might be interested, but otherwise, no.
ReplyDeletewell they are 9" tall so I imagine you could shove it up your arse and dream it was Kaws doing the bully ramming as I imagine a few of the fan boys will be doing when their toys arrive.
ReplyDeleteThat will probably be Vandalog's first ever sexual experience.
ReplyDeletehahha it says on Vandalog's facebook it sold out before he got his hands on one.
ReplyDeleteGuess for his first love he'll have to make do wearing a marigold washing up glove on his fist whilst grasping a dog's toy bone!
"try explaining this kinda shit to your wife and kids"
ReplyDeleteThis must be why the gays like this stuff, they don't have to explain it to anyone.
Poor Little Lord Vandalog for not getting one of these. Hopefully he'll get an Action Man and some Tellytubbies dolls for Xmas to help him get over it.
ReplyDeleteThis Gay farking hates it mate.
ReplyDeletewho buys this fucking shit?
ReplyDeletePlastic toys indeed. Sad sad fuckers!
ReplyDeleteSeriously! If you are a KAWS toy collector, you have to really question yourself... Why buy it? Because other 'high profile collectors' have them or because you are a shallow, limp dick leper loner with a crush on an old man that looks like 14 in a cap! Put these in a glass dome with the other toys and have other maladjusted spotty poseurs come round the house to wank over them.
ReplyDeletePeople use these toys to catch children with.
ReplyDeleteWhats it doing on your mantlepiece then?