Tuesday, January 18, 2011

KAWS COMPANION (Robert Lazzarini Version)

Finally a version of this sex inhibitor that reflects the people buying them - genius!

18 comments:

  1. Looks like it's had a stroke.

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  2. Princess Vandalog says this is the best sculpture she's ever seen.

    So basically, forget all the works of ancient Egypt, Greece, Rome, The Renaissance et al. This is the pinnace of human achievement in three dimensional form!

    And they wonder why we hate them.

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  3. Princess Vandalog says the reason why this is good is because it's not just a play on Disney or Nickelodean

    er, this character is basically Mickey Mouse with a different head!!!

    so she's completely missed the point again

    oh, and if you want to read about how lonely she is, why not check her blog http://steph-keller.tumblr.com/

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  4. Poor little Princess V, she's probably not getting enough brutal botty sex in dark Shoreditch alleyways.

    Kaws has definitely cornered the kiddy-fiddler market with these toys. I reckon this one is for them to give to their victims as an ironic present just after they've abused them.

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  5. This is how I imagine Fingerz looks like
    lol lol lol lol lol lol

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  6. fingerz said i do indeed wilfsboy hahahahaha but at least i dont shag sheep

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  7. who is Robert Lazzarini? someone who leaves toys too close to the fire?

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  8. Twisted toys for twisted minds, why not go for the gary 'Glitter' edition and completely corner the kiddy fiddler market?

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  9. I heard Princess Vandalog likes a toy up the Gary Glitter.

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  10. A lot of posters on here seem to have an unhealthy interest in paedophilia and Rj's ringpiece Methinks thous doth protest too much chaps. And when I say chaps, I'm not talking about your trousers guys.

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  11. We're not talking about RJ, but some airhead big-butt teenage girl. Besides, you talk like a certain older gentleman who has a fondness for the youngsters, so get back in your glass house you Larry Grayson wannabe.

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  12. Well I am a paedophile and would love to roger RJ's ringpiece. Does anyone know how to help set this up for me?

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  13. Try grooming him online by telling him that you wear skin tight jeans that are made for a 14 year old girl, just like Gaia does. That should work.

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  14. Stop it! The pee is coming out of me Levis! Ha ha!

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  15. Genuine question, readers, is Gaia pronounced Gayer?

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  16. Genuine question, readers, is Gaia pronounced Gayer?

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  17. Well I am a paedophile and would love to roger RJ's ringpiece. Does anyone know how to help set this up for me?

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  18. Stop it! The pee is coming out of me Levis! Ha ha!

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