The review of the year part 2
Fuck how many artists found a little fame? Charming Baker got bought up by the equivalent of Tescos. Eine showed if the price is right he'll letter just about anywhere. Next year will see him doing some pieces for the lib dems entitled 'not sell outs'. Robbo and his team got all excited and came to early with no real thought for the morning after. Pure Evil continued to pretend to know everyone.
Nick Walker came back, got upset about his children being photographed rather than his new art and shuffled off to buy a new hat. DFace surprised the art world with his versatility by producing a super hero inspired print. Shep released near on two million different images and prayed google images doesn't become a paid for service. Faile stole their grandmothers photo album.
Photoshop b... sorry j toy emailled/posted/shouted to every known news source, blogger, local newsletter, facebook contact, passer by on the street until two of them noticed. And who can forget that artist who boasted about revealing Banksy's identity and turned out to be sixty plus with senility issues, yes you know the one....?
And of course who could forget RemDiddy's godawful homage to David Icke's shell suit circa 1987?
ReplyDeleteI certainly can't...the cunt hyped it so much that it's dayglo shittiness is now seared into my retina for at least the next 20 years.
Jboy was the biggest "plum" of the year and I'm worried sick the stupid cunt will still be around next year (after he has flipped BOTH his cyw of course).
ReplyDeleteJust saw that the sequacious cunt Vandalog has officially come out of the closet as a disciple of Christ. This explains a lot about why he's got the attitudes of a 70 year old Amish man trapped inside a teenager's body.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Little Princess Vandalog has tweeted some pics of her dolly collection. Awwww....sweet.
Reverend Vandalog is the FUTURE and he's not going away. (via twitter).
ReplyDeleteHe wants you all to know that he's on a holy mission to sanitise the world of street art and bring it into line with his fundamentalist Christian ethics of salvation through mass consumer consumption. So all of you disgusting heathens had better get down on your knees right now and accept him as the one true messiah.
HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE LORD VANDALOG!!!!! CAN I GET A WITNESS?????