Friday, October 28, 2011

Zeus Gives Banksy an Update

It would be kind of funny if it wasn't so tragic, I did a monopoly piece first please give me some credit, okay sure have some credit for a shit idea and while you're all busy with your hissy fit maybe try to remember what the fuck is happening? No i thought not, here's a fiver fuck off.

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  1. Brian BadondeOctober 28, 2011 at 4:09 AM

    I like the little message on the roof of the green house though. Banksy's weak attempt at being subversive gets subverted. How ironic. I bet the PR team are rushing there right now to remove the additions...can't have anyone making the great rebel leader look foolish now can we!

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  2. WaddingtonsOctober 28, 2011 at 4:45 AM

    Surely if Banksy has started the 'game' and left the board open, a bit like a noticeboard, right in the middle of a democratic open forum like the protest camp it should be up to everybody...US to go down to the protest camp and 'play' witho our own home truth additions to Banksys "brilliant idea" lol.

    You can auto produce your own cards here, its easy just type something and it makes em up for ya....

    http://www.signgenerator.org/games/monopoly/

    then download as jpeg, blow em up nice and BIG!!! print em out then get down there with somesuperglue and PLAY PLAY PLAY!!!!

    Hopefully his PR team wont have managedto erect a perpex cube around it, or removed it, by the time the fun starts....


    GO GO GO

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  3. WaddingtonsOctober 28, 2011 at 4:57 AM

    PS Maybe wear a crash helmet.

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  4. ballOctober 29, 2011 at 12:54 AM

    he didn't have a problem cashing in on BAnksy, so why has he got the hump with Banksy cashing in on him?

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3646/3521389663_e9dcd6b177_b.jpg

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  5. John SmithNovember 7, 2011 at 6:24 AM

    Is Funky dead?
    Or did nothing crappy happen in street art for the last week?

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  6. Brian BadondeNovember 7, 2011 at 8:09 AM

    Funky got paid off by the gallery cartel that run street art. 

    Meanwhile Grafter still rapes horses.

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  7. Tell as many as possible FunkyNovember 7, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    Or maybe he just got a vist or a 'friendly' 3am phone call from Banksy's  'secret police/private army'....they are the only ones who get paid, not the target/victim/dissenter.

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  8. Brian BadondeNovember 7, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    Hmm, the odd gift here and there does seem to keep most bloggers from writing anything critical though (think Vandalog).

    But yeah...it's always possible that Funky got told to shut up unless he wants to end up having an 'accident' like Robbo did.

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  9. Arthur ScargillNovember 7, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    I reckon he either got emailed a pic of his wife picking up the kids from school, or a car suddenly accelerated out of nowhere when he was crossing the road...driven by Grafter wearing a full lycra body suit saturated with horse cum. Remi the poison dwarf was in the back seat sniggering like Mutley.

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  10. Coming soonNovember 7, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    ...and Putrid Wee Hole put a sign on his house saying 'art blog not needed- London'  then Banksy appeared in a puff of smoke and the great glory of Eine shone all around.....Funky's made a musical all about it Ive seen the rehearsals, watch out street art!!!

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  11. Jimmy SavileNovember 8, 2011 at 2:13 AM

    Yeah, the rehearsals were going so well, but then Funky's doctor gave him an overdose of a powerful anaesthetic.   

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  12. Donny OsmondNovember 8, 2011 at 3:19 AM

    Oh no Funky wake up wake up, please!!!, the silence is deafening, i'd heard it was gonna be ready for pantomime season too, all the littluns were dying to see the show, we couldn't believe what a great cast list you'd got together what with old Widow Twankey as Weine *sob*, and Grafter was so excited about the pantomime horse.

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  13. Pure WurzelNovember 8, 2011 at 4:14 AM

    Sounds like the horse had a lucky escape then. I heard Remi was booked to star as one of the seven dwarves, but he was shorter than the rest of them, so they had to rename it as the 6 and a half dwarves.

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  14. John SmithNovember 8, 2011 at 5:00 AM

    That's more like it!
    We don't need bad street art as a reason to bad-mouth people on the internet!
    And I'd like to say thanks for the new name of our favourite London gallerist - Putrid Wee Hole - and the image of Remi sniggering like Mutley!!! That's put a smile on my face that has been missing for the past week :-)

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  15. Dave Lee TravisNovember 8, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    Wonder if the pikey cunt Grafter is going to do his usual remembrance day stencil this year to big himself up at the expense of millions of dead people?   

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  16. Keith ChegwinNovember 8, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    There's a few people got a piece planned for Remembrance Day, and a new wave of installations headed for the St Pauls protest I hear too, put that together with all the stuff headed for the student demos and you'll barely be able to negotiate your way around a police cordon or kettle without stumbling over the latest stealth marketing gimmick of some opportunist look-at-me hypocrite out to bag a buck who'll always make sure they're well out of the way of any danger but at the forefront of any glory....

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  17. Butterfly open wide gashNovember 12, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    The sight of Grafter and butterfly rutting like two overweight seals would be too much to bear. Gallons of horse smelly cum and fatty oily fanny juice could be collected and given to Robbo as to revive him from his coma.

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