You've got to wonder about the intelligence of some of these cunts, this is almost fucking brillant, it shocks the Daily Mail readers of the urban art world, so rejoice, yet it's utter fucking shit, yeah it's Dface in disguise (is there a worse compliment)?
The only thing more retarded than this would be if somebody gave Grafter a job at a donkey sanctuary.
ReplyDeleteThe body's still warm. Truly tasteless. Another worthless artist to boycott.
ReplyDeleteShite looking print too.
I like the part where he says this is a tribute.
ReplyDeleteAnd all the hipsters shed a tear. Who will give them their gleaming trinkets now?
ReplyDeletePoor Little Lord Vandalog has been in floods of tears since he heard the news. He's simply inconsolable. Steve was like his favourite stonewash denim wearing cool uncle. A true model of how to be a rapacious capitalist while pretending to be 'down with the kids'.
ReplyDeleteGod fucking help the idiot brainwashed youth of today.
Can't wait for the King Robbo version, can't be too long now can it??
ReplyDeleteCan't wait till the version with your mum getting her hollow eye socket raped by a somalian cab driver.
ReplyDeleteLittle gaylord Vandalog finds computer salesmen really sexy. It's a condition of his long-headed disease and conservative christian upbringing. He's got a Steve Jobs screensaver on his macbook pro and masturbates to it like a Bonobo monkey on viagra.
ReplyDeleteilike
ReplyDeleteVandalog is still in floods of tears and is wailing for his mummy. He's now made a shrine to Steve in his dorm room, with a flickering candle as the screensaver on his macbook and various other apple products arranged around it. Every so often he rubs his tiny deformed cock with his Parla themed iphone case to cheer himself up.
ReplyDeleteI heard that Vandalog and Gaia are officially a couple now. They've met each other's parents and are planning a gay wedding for next spring. How sweet.
ReplyDeleteStay foolish, stay Vandalog.
ReplyDeleteVandalog snoops on your IP address. He's like a little policeman. Beware.
ReplyDeleteVandalog collects data on visitors to his site by using Google Analytics so he can sell you to his advertisers. Just like every other website.
ReplyDeleteYou beware if you want to, but i don't care.
Not only that. He compares IP addresses of those who comment on his site to try to find out who is being critical of his little empire. He's a paranoid control freak, just like every other conservative christian.
ReplyDeleteDear Funky
ReplyDeleteWhilst we all patiently wait for the next big thing to feel
the full force of our MasterBlaster fake street art annihilating cannon we can’t
help but wonder why there has been not the smallest mention on your esteemed
blog of the Minotaur or the Moniker?
The Lazarides Minotaur will
shortly be serving fine cuisine accompanied by an inhaled aperitif of
stale urine in the tunnels underneath London’s most boring commuter belt
station. Naturally this is timed for the
impending art market influx into London where gaily coloured tights on the
ladies will mingle with suits complaining they cannot get Blackberry reception
below (or even above) ground. Across town in the Shoreditch Village a rival
fleecing operation will be in full swing under the guise of Moniker (which is East
London vernacular for “overpriced”). Both will exude an edgy urban feel with
the now customary private views for those with the money and cheap beer for
those with the blogs. Range Rovers and fixie bikes will rest outside alongside
each other but for a few hours then be off.
Meanwhile the streets of East London will remain bare of non
permission street art, with barely enough surviving to warrant the £10 cost of
a street art London walking tour.
But I digress, are you sir on the Lazarides / Moniker
payroll or are you so bored of street art being dead that you can longer summon
yourself from Funky Towers to pronounce it dead yet one more time? We may never
know but I think we should be told.
Bore off you twat
ReplyDeleteThe comment above is not Fingerz, it's Wilf the sheep gobbler posing as him.
ReplyDeleteDon't ever come to London Wilf. I heard a few people will be looking to stab you if you do.
Of course our leader is paid off by bald fwanky! Probably got a cache of stale shit art by Case, Holly Thigh bone and herakut, £5K primary, £1K secondary, unsold at auctions!
ReplyDeleteBut what the.... Oh no! My IP address is being checked!
Moniker is great, really!