Friday, October 7, 2011

Kenny Random Master of Schlock

You've got to wonder about the intelligence of some of these cunts, this is almost fucking brillant, it shocks the Daily Mail readers of the urban art world, so rejoice, yet it's utter fucking shit, yeah it's Dface in disguise (is there a worse compliment)?

19 comments:

  1. The only thing more retarded than this would be if somebody gave Grafter a job at a donkey sanctuary. 

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  2. The body's still warm. Truly tasteless. Another worthless artist to boycott.

    Shite looking print too.

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  3. I like the part where he says this is a tribute.

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  4. And all the hipsters shed a tear. Who will give them their gleaming trinkets now?

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  5. Grafter raped the Queen MumOctober 7, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    Poor Little Lord Vandalog has been in floods of tears since he heard the news. He's simply inconsolable. Steve was like his favourite stonewash denim wearing cool uncle. A true model of how to be a rapacious capitalist while pretending to be 'down with the kids'. 

    God fucking help the idiot brainwashed youth of today.  

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  6. Can't wait for the King Robbo version, can't be too long now can it??

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  7. Can't wait till the version with your mum getting her hollow eye socket raped by a somalian cab driver.

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  8. Grafters mum's stinking fannyOctober 8, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    Little gaylord Vandalog finds computer salesmen really sexy. It's a condition of his long-headed disease and conservative christian upbringing. He's got a Steve Jobs screensaver on his macbook pro and masturbates to it like a Bonobo monkey on viagra.  

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  9. Vandalog is still in floods of tears and is wailing for his mummy. He's now made a shrine to Steve in his dorm room, with a flickering candle as the screensaver on his macbook and various other apple products arranged around it. Every so often he rubs his tiny deformed cock with his Parla themed iphone case to cheer himself up. 

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  10. I heard that Vandalog and Gaia are officially a couple now.  They've met each other's parents and are planning a gay wedding for next spring. How sweet. 

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  11. Stay foolish, stay Vandalog.

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  12. Vandalog snoops on your IP address. He's like a little policeman. Beware.

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  13. Vandalog collects data on visitors to his site by using Google Analytics so he can sell you to his advertisers. Just like every other website.
    You beware if you want to, but i don't care.

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  14. Not only that. He compares IP addresses of those who comment on his site to try to find out who is being critical of his little empire. He's a paranoid control freak, just like every other conservative christian.

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  15. Dear Funky


    Whilst we all patiently wait for the next big thing to feel
    the full force of our MasterBlaster fake street art annihilating cannon we can’t
    help but wonder why there has been not the smallest mention on your esteemed
    blog of the Minotaur or the Moniker?


    The Lazarides Minotaur will 
    shortly be serving fine cuisine accompanied by an inhaled aperitif of
    stale urine in the tunnels underneath London’s most boring commuter belt
    station.  Naturally this is timed for the
    impending art market influx into London where gaily coloured tights on the
    ladies will mingle with suits complaining they cannot get Blackberry reception
    below (or even above) ground. Across town in the Shoreditch Village a rival
    fleecing operation will be in full swing under the guise of Moniker (which is East
    London vernacular for “overpriced”). Both will exude an edgy urban feel with
    the now customary private views for those with the money and cheap beer for
    those with the blogs. Range Rovers and fixie bikes will rest outside alongside
    each other but for a few hours then be off.


    Meanwhile the streets of East London will remain bare of non
    permission street art, with barely enough surviving to warrant the £10 cost of
    a street art London walking tour.


    But I digress, are you sir on the Lazarides / Moniker
    payroll or are you so bored of street art being dead that you can longer summon
    yourself from Funky Towers to pronounce it dead yet one more time? We may never
    know but I think we should be told. 

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  16. Grafter has got aidsOctober 12, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    The comment above is not Fingerz, it's Wilf the sheep gobbler posing as him. 

    Don't ever come to London Wilf. I heard a few people will be looking to stab you if you do. 

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  17. Iloveboiled eggheadmenOctober 13, 2011 at 4:06 AM

    Of course our leader is paid off by bald fwanky! Probably got a cache of stale shit art by Case, Holly Thigh bone and herakut, £5K primary, £1K secondary, unsold at auctions!
    But what the.... Oh no! My IP address is being checked!
    Moniker is great, really!

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