....we can but hope
'On Sunday 30th October 2011, an exciting Urban Art Sale is going to be held at Black Rat Gallery in Hoxton. The event will also feature a Live Art show with the featured artists from 6pm – 9pm.
This sale is for one night only! Exclusive print releases are available so don’t miss out on a chance to own a stunning piece of UK Urban Art'
For the fucking Apprentice BRP and Pure Evil will sell what's left of their tattered images for a little more fame and cash - FUCK OFF NOW.
There's been a lot of talk about narcissism on here lately, but I think Pure Evil is probably the most visibly afflicted of the opportunist urban art bilge rats, doesn't surprise me he's in on this then.
ReplyDeleteAll that smothering from mummy has a lot to answer for.
The world of urban art pretty much resembles the apprentice anyway...a load of sharp-elbowed but ultimately clueless pricks all frantically jockeying for position and making themselves look stupid. I hope Pure Cheeseball gets fired, I want to see the chubby fucker sobbing in the back of a taxi as he gets driven away into obscurity.
ReplyDeleteAh, Mike Snell! This smells like the end! Please no more! Fuck off now!
ReplyDeletehttp://vimeo.com/21191391
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ReplyDeletehe'll never have nothing to cry about even if no one buys his paintings he still has rich parents, so no worries he'll just go and live in Thailand and pay young boys to suck I'm off
ReplyDeleteoh look, a bit of empty space! QUICK!!! BUILD MORE SHOPS!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what offended me most about that film - the blatant urge to make money, or the fact that all the men were wearing shirts and jackets but no ties! Have some self respect gentlemen! Wearing a suit jacket with jeans is bad enough, but your attempt to look cool yet business-like just makes you look like a slob with no class!
oh sorry, this thread is about some Urban Art sale. So easy to miss that fact since there are Urban Art sales every day of the fucking week.
I'm bored today...
I think we need a thread about that video Funky. I've seen it all now...Pure Evil is an architect?? What a roll call of corporate cunts spouting droning arse-licking PR bollocks. It's almost like a comedy parody of middle aged tossers trying to be down with the kids. No wonder Shoreditch is so fucked. I hope a meteorite hits the place and vaporises the lot of them.
ReplyDeletePoor old Pure Evil's not looking too well lately is he. I much preferred him in his 1970's heyday when he was the lead singer of the West Country folk band The Wurzels.
ReplyDeleteThis is him on the right for those that don't remember... http://www.last.fm/music/The+Wurzels/+images/64117139
You need to worry a bit when a Gallery can't bring themselves to mention the artists involved prior to the event. I will give this a miss.
ReplyDeleteThat's how Charlie knows Banksy by the way, from those long hot idyllic summers in Somerset back in the early 80's. Young Robin would romp through the cornfields as a child without a care in the world and with a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth. Then one day he happened to chance upon Charlie the fading pop star who plied the lad with scrumpy and let him ride on his combine harvester in return for both of them putting their penises in each other's mouths.
ReplyDeleteHooray! I am now the official photographer for the show! So no one else bring their cameras OK? The copyright is mine, or I'll slap you with my humungus bingo wings and underarm bad odour! X
ReplyDeleteHow come you've got it in for Butterfly then? Hmmm, I bet you tried it on with her when you were a bit drunk at a gallery private view...and now you can't live with the humiliation of getting rejected by a fat bird. ahahaha!
ReplyDeletethat video is disgusting- Pure Evil is hideous!!
ReplyDeleteFunky please post about that and also this other video of disgust.
D(ick)Face trying to be graff using a fire extinguish on his own legal wall and failing badly!!: http://youtu.be/pp5g6qk38MI
What a total twat!
Putrid Weeble was acting so 'street' and rebellious when he was using all the Paris 1968 protest slogans in his street art a year or two ago. He loved the image of being an anti-capitalist bad boy. Now look at the greedy fat fuck...eagerly deepthroating as much corporate cock as is humanly possible. He epitomises everything that is insincere, rotten and cancerous about street/urban art. He's a truly disgusting piece of slimy moneygrabbing scum.
ReplyDeleteJust watched it again, I almost puked when Pure Evil said that he's always had a dream of creating a retail centre.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking ambition in life. The way the cunt says it too, as if he's so noble and profound, like Martin Luther King stating his dream or something.
It reminded me of the old derisory punk lyric "your future dream is a shopping scheme".
I've got a dream too, except in mine all of the cunts in that video are hanging upside down from lamp posts along Shoreditch hight street, with samurai swords thrust through their bodies.
ReplyDeleterejected? She told she she was tight and she fancied a bit of fingering. So I put one finger in, then two, then my fist, then my arm, then I just put my whole self in! I was walking around and saw another man who was lost. I said come with me, I know the way out, he said, wait a minute while I start my car first!
ReplyDeletecongratulations, you've officially one the title of "Best Post Ever"
ReplyDeletePlease come to the Blogspot Pop Up office/gallery at Shoreditch's new Box Park to collect your award
Pooh Weevil really is the absolute pits of humanity, changing mask for whoever he's talking to or which fake persona he wishes to represent, here its the sensitive voice of the underground art culture lending it's credibility to an outrageouslly spun global invasion of corporate giants which will drive out local small businesses.
ReplyDeleteAccidental gallerist? That is the falsest statement ever, that place is the most deliberate thing he's ever contrived, a device upon which to reflect glory back upon his ugly, irrelevent and talentless life, what a buffoon.
soon to be a rich, marsmellow arse and puffy cheeked self satisfied smug false hipster wannabe mogul. May many a foolish virgin be partly deflowered by his 3 centremetre tackle when his moment arrives!
ReplyDeleteHe's a filthy bloated tapeworm, sucking the last flickers of life out of the street art corpse. Shame the triple-chinned cunt's gallery didn't burn down in the riots.
ReplyDeleteWhen Pure Eejit was doing his stencils of Paris 1968 revolutionary graffiti slogans there's one famous one he didn't include... "Warning: ambitious careerists may now be disguised as 'progressives'.”
ReplyDeleteHmmm, wonder how he managed to conveniently forget that one. Slightly too close to home maybe?
Bloody good spot.....I reckon in return for bestowing the approval of the 'revolution' upon this corporate invasion, he is ensuring the cartel will be controlling what art is shown in the premises so you can be sure as hell it'll be the same establishment approved sell-out bogwash that they've been flogging for the last few years but now they've got the Olympic influx to fleece with their anti capitalist fakery and plagiarist hokum.
ReplyDeleteI cant believe he says the centralisation of resources into one place is a good thing, where he says something like "oh before it was a little bit down this street and something else down thst one and now its all gonna be in one place" or such like, but hang on, isnt that the epitome of everything that he and his street art culture stood against, the homgenisation of culture? what a rent-an-attitude fucking empty shallow dweeb, I cannot believe people will tyolerate this fucking hypocrisy what an insult to humankind.
He is not Gentry of any kind, neither were any of his lineage, he has created this false past himself for God alone knows what purpose, it seems to have worked though as most believe it ^^.
ReplyDeleteWhat was your birth surname Charlie?.
I bet he'll be jumping back on the 'rebellion' bandwagon soon enough, now that all of the protests have started up. Anything to get his pudgy little face in front of a camera.
ReplyDeleteHe's certainly inbred enough to be of the aristocracy, but yeah, I tend to agree that you can't really believe anything the prick says.
I really hope that one of those shipping containers falls on him and bursts his body open like the disgusting blob of pus that it is. I'd feel sorry for anyone within a 5 mile radius though, who would get showered with the kind of jelly that you find in a pork pie or tin of dogfood.
You cunts need to get a life and focus all that seething anger into something more positive. I bet there isn't a single on of you cowards that would say any of this shite to Charlies face, probably due to the fear of being struck from his private viewings list, you hypocritical parasites.
ReplyDeleteThe only reason I wouldn't say it to his face is because I wouldn't want to get within 100ft of his chronic halitosis.
ReplyDeleteYou fucking muppet! Why the fuck would anyone interested in "art" what to get on Pure Evils fat chops of a VIP list? Does he have one... for the last 4 years his exhibs/shows have been empty...Nothing worth looking at, have you seen his inventory? Its all second hand ie crap that other galleries can't sell! If he didn't have rich parents and keep harping on about meeting Banksy once...the guys a loser! Fact I hope the smug fat twats parents pull his money and he fucks off... same might be said on prescription also a twat!
ReplyDeleteI like prescription, he wanked me off for my rare original bortusk Leer I didn't want to sell, ah, but shit happens. By the way, is there any rumour that butterflys hole is going to be the venue for the Olympic swimming gala? The thought of Phelps Vs Thorpe battling it out over the last 25 metres in her cavenous orifice makes me cum too quick!
ReplyDeleteI heard that the Putrid Eejit often invites all of his toff mates to spend the weekend at his country estate in Wiltshire where they all take part in farmyard sex orgies, racially abuse the negro servants and insert lollipops dipped in cocaine into each other's anuses.
ReplyDeleteSomehow I just managed to watch it again, uuuggghhhh.....
ReplyDeleteDid you notice how Late Night Shopping Night is going to be on....(drum roll).......THURSDAY, private view night!!!
....so after going to POW or Pooh Weevil Gallery or some extention of the chain and enriching them by buy a print depicting the struggles of indigenous peoples having their tribal homeland stolen, or children forced into slave labour, or subsistence factories policed by government Death Squads, thus cleansing your soul and easing your conscience via conspicuous consumerism of a personality sunstituting non- brand, you can then go to Box Park Shoreditch print under arm, conveniently still open on a Thursday, and feast your greed on the fruits of the above mentioned injustices, conscience clear of the guilt of being complicit in such crimes due to your investment in the latest print decrying them.
GENIUS!!!!!!!