Anonymous Says 'Monica's Minor tour'

'The Lazarides Minotaur will shortly be serving fine cuisine accompanied by an inhaled aperitif of
stale urine in the tunnels underneath London’s most boring commuter belt station. Naturally this is timed for the impending art market influx into London where gaily coloured tights on the
ladies will mingle with suits complaining they cannot get Blackberry reception below (or even above) ground.

Across town in the Shoreditch Village a rival fleecing operation will be in full swing under the guise of Moniker (which is East London vernacular for “overpriced”). Both will exude an edgy urban feel with the now customary private views for those with the money and cheap beer for those with the blogs. Range Rovers and fixie bikes will rest outside alongside each other but for a few hours then be off.

Meanwhile the streets of East London will remain bare of non permission street art, with barely enough surviving to warrant the £10 cost of a street art London walking tour.'