A stir about the same size as my tea cup gets when I plop the vicadin in to get through another day, was caused recently when this was put up for the upcoming auction:
Let's stop a second and contemplate, yes, it's the free post card from the Exit DVD and it's very grey. Great eh? Rumours abound about how early pieces 'disappear' so as not to dilute the wonderful stock of Banksy and yet yet yet. This is the stock?
Dudes, we all just need to chill out here. Make love not war yeah?. No need to rape and kill each other mums man. That ain't coolio yeah? Lets all smoke a peace pipe and play some geeeetar. I play a mean "Love the One You're With" You up for that guys? yeah? We all need to get along with each other. Sisters, brothers, mothers, even niggarz, we can all be friends here.
I hope he does dude, Banksy is groooovey. He deserves great karma man, he's going up against the man and beating him man!, just remember some of his great sayings like
''If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there would be peace''
and
''Love is a friendship set to music''
or
''Like a true Nature's child, we were born, born to be wild.''
It mean's your mum is choking on my big fat cock as I ram it down her throat and jab red-hot knitting needles into her eyes. YOU FUCKING WELSH PRICK!!!!!
Oh right, fair enough then you nasty cunt. Personally I enjoy fisting your mums tatty flapping arse hole until she prolapses. I like to tug hard on her bleeding inside out arse hols until she throws up. I then make the dirty bitch eat her own vomit. She fucking loves it. Then I punch her face in as I laugh.
I make your mum suck off a dog with HIV Wilf, then she slurps it's cum off the floor as I stomp on her face. Afterwards I ram a jagged broken bottle in and out of her arse really fast until blood is spurting out like a fountain. The next thing I do is to jump up and down on her torso until her ribs snap like chicken bones, and then slash her skin all over with a stanley knife and make the whore roll around in a pile of salt. Then I wedge her mouth open with a piece of wood and pour live cockroaches down her throat.
You're gonna get stabbed soon I heard, and your whole family set on fire. I can't wait until that happens. I hope you get tortured as well. I'd like to cut off your mum's saggy tits and slap you around the face with them until you start crying like the weak little pussy you are. YOU JUST FUCKED YOURSELF YOU SHEEP SHAGGING CUNT!!!! I AWAIT YOUR IMMINENT DEATH WITH GLEE.
Wilf, we all know that your mum works as a prostitute in the Swansea area, so I think I'll visit there soon and book the dirty whore to visit my hotel room, where I'll proceed to ram a samurai sword up her cunt until the tip of it comes out of her mouth.
Then I'll chop off her abnormally large clitoris and make you chew on it like a whelk, before I behead you, Islamic jihad style.
So the cunt lives near Swansea does he? Seems like the net is closing in then.
Keep looking out of your window Wilf, maybe a car full of Muslim men armed with swords and wearing bandanas over their faces will pull up soon and kick your door in. Good thing that your mum is already accustomed to the taste of muslim cock isn't it.
mothers' aside and all - did the MR B camp submit thiS piece? which auction house? i might have a go as i have 100k investment fund to part with - any advice PEEPS?
Bad news is it will probably hammer at a very large amount.
ReplyDeleteGood news is its not at Bonhams, pissed off Gareth? i think so.
Grafter was down at Bournemouth beach today, hanging around near the donkey rides.
ReplyDeleteOf fuck off you silly boring cunt
ReplyDeleteWhat he said for fucks sake grow up you pathetic little shit
ReplyDeleteYeah, pretty boring now mate. Give it a rest will ya?
ReplyDeleteDudes, we all just need to chill out here. Make love not war yeah?. No need to rape and kill each other mums man. That ain't coolio yeah? Lets all smoke a peace pipe and play some geeeetar. I play a mean "Love the One You're With" You up for that guys? yeah? We all need to get along with each other. Sisters, brothers, mothers, even niggarz, we can all be friends here.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, back to the art. It's a bit dull and tired isn't it?
ReplyDeleteDoes Banksy get a percentage of the Sotheby auction price?
ReplyDeleteI hope he does dude, Banksy is groooovey. He deserves great karma man, he's going up against the man and beating him man!, just remember some of his great sayings like
ReplyDelete''If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there would be peace''
and
''Love is a friendship set to music''
or
''Like a true Nature's child, we were born, born to be wild.''
He's amazing man, far out, let it all hang out.
Peace
Ok, I'm bored of you now, goodnight Jon, kiss kiss, hope you sell your kate print soon, I'm sick of seeing it on the bay.
ReplyDeleteI could of sworn there was more comments on here earlier. Funky's gone all Silky on us....
ReplyDeleteThe Wilfsboy you know, the lamb you know.
ReplyDeletewhat does that mean you cunt?
ReplyDeleteIt mean's your mum is choking on my big fat cock as I ram it down her throat and jab red-hot knitting needles into her eyes. YOU FUCKING WELSH PRICK!!!!!
ReplyDeletewhere the fuck did all the comments go??
ReplyDeletewhen did this place turn into .info???
Oh right, fair enough then you nasty cunt. Personally I enjoy fisting your mums tatty flapping arse hole until she prolapses. I like to tug hard on her bleeding inside out arse hols until she throws up. I then make the dirty bitch eat her own vomit. She fucking loves it. Then I punch her face in as I laugh.
ReplyDeleteSo who's mum is worse of now you bastard?
ReplyDeleteI make your mum suck off a dog with HIV Wilf, then she slurps it's cum off the floor as I stomp on her face. Afterwards I ram a jagged broken bottle in and out of her arse really fast until blood is spurting out like a fountain. The next thing I do is to jump up and down on her torso until her ribs snap like chicken bones, and then slash her skin all over with a stanley knife and make the whore roll around in a pile of salt. Then I wedge her mouth open with a piece of wood and pour live cockroaches down her throat.
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna get stabbed soon I heard, and your whole family set on fire. I can't wait until that happens. I hope you get tortured as well. I'd like to cut off your mum's saggy tits and slap you around the face with them until you start crying like the weak little pussy you are. YOU JUST FUCKED YOURSELF YOU SHEEP SHAGGING CUNT!!!! I AWAIT YOUR IMMINENT DEATH WITH GLEE.
You've got fucking issues pal.
ReplyDeleteWilf, we all know that your mum works as a prostitute in the Swansea area, so I think I'll visit there soon and book the dirty whore to visit my hotel room, where I'll proceed to ram a samurai sword up her cunt until the tip of it comes out of her mouth.
ReplyDeleteThen I'll chop off her abnormally large clitoris and make you chew on it like a whelk, before I behead you, Islamic jihad style.
You better have a fucking long sword pal, she's nine feet tall.
ReplyDeleteAre you a fucking muslim then?
btw, I'm not wilf.
So the cunt lives near Swansea does he? Seems like the net is closing in then.
ReplyDeleteKeep looking out of your window Wilf, maybe a car full of Muslim men armed with swords and wearing bandanas over their faces will pull up soon and kick your door in. Good thing that your mum is already accustomed to the taste of muslim cock isn't it.
The Wilfsboy you know, the lamb you know.
ReplyDeletemothers' aside and all - did the MR B camp submit thiS piece? which auction house? i might have a go as i have 100k investment fund to part with - any advice PEEPS?
ReplyDelete"which auction house?"
ReplyDeleteErrm...the clue is in the title.
I'd invest in Rich Simmons instead if I were you
"which auction house?"
ReplyDeleteErrm...the clue is in the title.
I'd invest in Rich Simmons instead if I were you
So who's mum is worse of now you bastard?
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm bored of you now, goodnight Jon, kiss kiss, hope you sell your kate print soon, I'm sick of seeing it on the bay.
ReplyDeleteDoes Banksy get a percentage of the Sotheby auction price?
ReplyDeleteYeah, pretty boring now mate. Give it a rest will ya?
ReplyDelete