So I liked the curtain piece, so what? Looking through these images I wish I didn't, an eye for detail is only a good thing if the detail is worth taking in. In these cases we're left with old old old old ideas, produced in a dull dull dull fashion, for pounds pounds pounds
2007,2008,2009 who said they were new ideas?
ReplyDeleteThis guy has made himself into a human photocopier. It's just a shame nobody told him that photorealism is boring and unimaginative and photoshop filters are really ugly. It's the type of 'art' that emo teenagers do when they get their first pirate copy of photoshop. Drier than a packet of cream crackers and suffocatingly tedious, weak and literal.
ReplyDeleteSo dry that it's like eating 500 Ryvita without a drink.
ReplyDeleteBut is it as dry as your wit?
ReplyDeleteSo dry it's like having a three way with a heat gun and a hairdryer.
ReplyDeleteDrier than inserting a handful of twiglets into your own anus and then wanking yourself off with a glove made of sandpaper.
ReplyDeleteHe should have just glued a load of shredded wheat and weetabix onto a canvas. Fucking arid.
ReplyDeleteSaw on the Banksys forum (shit name) that Grafter the horse rapist has just done a new street piece. It features the groundbreaking concept of a child holding a paint brush who has just painted something.
ReplyDeleteThe slobbering purveyor of clichés obviously needs another quick payday from all of the street art mug punters, so check out his bigcartel site within the next week for all the details of how you can buy the print edition and help a mustard and ketchup stained t-shirt wearing clinically obese sun-reading cab driver with severe body odour keep his 25 kids supplied with junk food for the summer, while he prowls stables all over the home counties.
are you Grafters pr?
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