ok, so i've quietly read this horribly depressing blog now and again. high and mighty in its critics of everything and anything so lets have a go at you. at best you are a guy who found out he had some skill though its got to the point that you haven't really made anything of it. only you are to blame for this cose in reality you are a bit lame. its got to the point in the game that you realise you are getting no where. the people around you who you associated yourself with have done a lot better than you. this is probably why you are so bitter. and your pathetic bitterness shines with every self indulgent word you write. you were never very successful with girls and if you did finally score it was with some really fucking ugly chick but sadly you are proud of this. you got her pregnant and we can only pity the degenerate loser that will be your offspring. street art was the only loose tie to success or any meaning in your life but since you failed at this you've decided to take it out on everyone else who gives it a go. no one really understands why someone would make it their quest to look at the negative in everything possible but I guess no one can lower themselves to the loser levels of such a lost soul that is you. Maybe I got all this wrong and non of the above is true. If this is the case god have mercy on your soul cose you have nothing but a few bits of text on some give a fuck site. How about you grow some balls and put some of your art work up for others to judge. oh no thats right you've somehow convinced yourself you are above that. you have some intelligence behind you and yes you have some wit but it is lost is the bitterness grown out of your own failure.
give up and don't try and laugh this off or kid yourself. either grow a backbone and make something to compete if you seem that so way inclined or dedicate yourself full time to the loser life that keeps your bread on the table...
It would be amazing if er, anonymous #4, is accurate. I mean I agree with all the stuff about bitterness and smug judgementalism but the ugly chick stuff, I mean,that's derren brown level shit! Tell us Dr Funky, did he get close? I heard the author isn't David The Chimpanzee at all, but in fact, art critic Brian Sewell! Ha!
I think we should all live in a happy dribbler world, where we all enthusiastically applaud and make mong type snorts of approval every time a shitty street artist thinks up an embarrassingly bad joke to try to sell us something. Merge this blog with .info and complete the street art daisy chain cock sucking circle.
P.S... I heard the author of this blog is actually Gaylord Vandalog. Apparently he set it up as a front organisation to collect the IP addresses of street art dissenters, which he stores on his database and cross references with stats from his own blog to compile a blacklist, which he then passes on to the Banksy corporation, who arrange for anyone who criticises street art too much to dissapear (Ozone dead,10ft sent to prison, Robbo's 'accident', etc.). They run this shit like some kind of masonic secret society.
What does it really matter who runs this blog? anyone can start one. Its a good place for all of us to vent thoughts, we have all realised sooner or later that we have been ripped off with the scene and that the dealers are totally corrupt and looking out for themselves, fair enough, dont expect anyone to feel fo these dealers when the chips are down though. You want pretty art on your wall? do it yourself and save money, you want to make money? sell your own shit to unsuspecting punters then run like f**k.
1. Heres a paintbrush 2. Heres some canvas 3. Heres a punter 4. No brainer.
not aimed at dave the chimp as no offence but i don't know who the fuck you are.
i'll take another guess.
you're a fat spotty kid who lives in a basement (proabably belonging to your mother) and is too much of a coward to even decide on his sexual preference. That is why are so bitter. you once painted a dribble on a wall so thought you had a strong voice about street art and you find it empowering to chat shit about everyone else. You've never had sex with anyone but you've deluded yourself so much that you are starting to believe you have. ultimately you are right about other blogs, so... goodbye. keep up the depressing work?
What a septic wanker 2 posts above. He doesn't like the negative insulting tone of this blog, so he comes on here and spouts a load of negativity and insults!
ok, so i've quietly read this horribly depressing blog now and again. high and mighty in its critics of everything and anything so lets have a go at you. at best you are a guy who found out he had some skill though its got to the point that you haven't really made anything of it. only you are to blame for this cose in reality you are a bit lame. its got to the point in the game that you realise you are getting no where. the people around you who you associated yourself with have done a lot better than you. this is probably why you are so bitter. and your pathetic bitterness shines with every self indulgent word you write. you were never very successful with girls and if you did finally score it was with some really fucking ugly chick but sadly you are proud of this. you got her pregnant and we can only pity the degenerate loser that will be your offspring. street art was the only loose tie to success or any meaning in your life but since you failed at this you've decided to take it out on everyone else who gives it a go. no one really understands why someone would make it their quest to look at the negative in everything possible but I guess no one can lower themselves to the loser levels of such a lost soul that is you. Maybe I got all this wrong and non of the above is true. If this is the case god have mercy on your soul cose you have nothing but a few bits of text on some give a fuck site. How about you grow some balls and put some of your art work up for others to judge. oh no thats right you've somehow convinced yourself you are above that. you have some intelligence behind you and yes you have some wit but it is lost is the bitterness grown out of your own failure.
give up and don't try and laugh this off or kid yourself. either grow a backbone and make something to compete if you seem that so way inclined or dedicate yourself full time to the loser life that keeps your bread on the table...
That jokes been told before though Funky, i prefer the Pon to Blanksys effort anyhow.
ReplyDeleteI've got no idea who the face is meant to be, or who 'Hanksy' is, which makes it even more shit for me.
ReplyDeleteTom Hanks
ReplyDeleteok,
ReplyDeleteso i've quietly read this horribly depressing blog now and again. high and mighty in its critics of everything and anything so lets have a go at you. at best you are a guy who found out he had some skill though its got to the point that you haven't really made anything of it. only you are to blame for this cose in reality you are a bit lame. its got to the point in the game that you realise you are getting no where. the people around you who you associated yourself with have done a lot better than you. this is probably why you are so bitter. and your pathetic bitterness shines with every self indulgent word you write. you were never very successful with girls and if you did finally score it was with some really fucking ugly chick but sadly you are proud of this. you got her pregnant and we can only pity the degenerate loser that will be your offspring. street art was the only loose tie to success or any meaning in your life but since you failed at this you've decided to take it out on everyone else who gives it a go. no one really understands why someone would make it their quest to look at the negative in everything possible but I guess no one can lower themselves to the loser levels of such a lost soul that is you. Maybe I got all this wrong and non of the above is true. If this is the case god have mercy on your soul cose you have nothing but a few bits of text on some give a fuck site. How about you grow some balls and put some of your art work up for others to judge. oh no thats right you've somehow convinced yourself you are above that. you have some intelligence behind you and yes you have some wit but it is lost is the bitterness grown out of your own failure.
give up and don't try and laugh this off or kid yourself. either grow a backbone and make something to compete if you seem that so way inclined or dedicate yourself full time to the loser life that keeps your bread on the table...
Hmmmm, maybe but did you see Jedward?. Oh and if this blogs not for you then there are others you know!.
ReplyDeleteI think he's talking to me, since there's a rumour going round that I'm the author of this blog.
ReplyDeletebut if he's not, that means Dr Funky has a secret "street art" identity!!! woohoo! the mystery deepens...
Wow what a lot of words and nothing to be said in that epic whinge above.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's Hanksy having a crywankrant because someone mocked his shit, pointess and very tired joke.
So Dave the chimp is Ross then?.
ReplyDeleteIt would be amazing if er, anonymous #4, is accurate. I mean I agree with all the stuff about bitterness and smug judgementalism but the ugly chick stuff, I mean,that's derren brown level shit! Tell us Dr Funky, did he get close? I heard the author isn't David The Chimpanzee at all, but in fact, art critic Brian Sewell! Ha!
ReplyDeleteI think we should all live in a happy dribbler world, where we all enthusiastically applaud and make mong type snorts of approval every time a shitty street artist thinks up an embarrassingly bad joke to try to sell us something. Merge this blog with .info and complete the street art daisy chain cock sucking circle.
ReplyDeleteP.S... I heard the author of this blog is actually Gaylord Vandalog. Apparently he set it up as a front organisation to collect the IP addresses of street art dissenters, which he stores on his database and cross references with stats from his own blog to compile a blacklist, which he then passes on to the Banksy corporation, who arrange for anyone who criticises street art too much to dissapear (Ozone dead,10ft sent to prison, Robbo's 'accident', etc.). They run this shit like some kind of masonic secret society.
What does it really matter who runs this blog? anyone can start one. Its a good place for all of us to vent thoughts, we have all realised sooner or later that we have been ripped off with the scene and that the dealers are totally corrupt and looking out for themselves, fair enough, dont expect anyone to feel fo these dealers when the chips are down though. You want pretty art on your wall? do it yourself and save money, you want to make money? sell your own shit to unsuspecting punters then run like f**k.
ReplyDelete1. Heres a paintbrush
2. Heres some canvas
3. Heres a punter
4. No brainer.
not aimed at dave the chimp as no offence but i don't know who the fuck you are.
ReplyDeletei'll take another guess.
you're a fat spotty kid who lives in a basement (proabably belonging to your mother) and is too much of a coward to even decide on his sexual preference. That is why are so bitter. you once painted a dribble on a wall so thought you had a strong voice about street art and you find it empowering to chat shit about everyone else. You've never had sex with anyone but you've deluded yourself so much that you are starting to believe you have. ultimately you are right about other blogs, so... goodbye. keep up the depressing work?
ever heard of Google?
ReplyDeleteGoogol? What is this of which you speak?
ReplyDeleteWhat a septic wanker 2 posts above. He doesn't like the negative insulting tone of this blog, so he comes on here and spouts a load of negativity and insults!
ReplyDeleteWow what a lot of words and nothing to be said in that epic whinge above.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's Hanksy having a crywankrant because someone mocked his shit, pointess and very tired joke.
ok,
ReplyDeleteso i've quietly read this horribly depressing blog now and again. high and mighty in its critics of everything and anything so lets have a go at you. at best you are a guy who found out he had some skill though its got to the point that you haven't really made anything of it. only you are to blame for this cose in reality you are a bit lame. its got to the point in the game that you realise you are getting no where. the people around you who you associated yourself with have done a lot better than you. this is probably why you are so bitter. and your pathetic bitterness shines with every self indulgent word you write. you were never very successful with girls and if you did finally score it was with some really fucking ugly chick but sadly you are proud of this. you got her pregnant and we can only pity the degenerate loser that will be your offspring. street art was the only loose tie to success or any meaning in your life but since you failed at this you've decided to take it out on everyone else who gives it a go. no one really understands why someone would make it their quest to look at the negative in everything possible but I guess no one can lower themselves to the loser levels of such a lost soul that is you. Maybe I got all this wrong and non of the above is true. If this is the case god have mercy on your soul cose you have nothing but a few bits of text on some give a fuck site. How about you grow some balls and put some of your art work up for others to judge. oh no thats right you've somehow convinced yourself you are above that. you have some intelligence behind you and yes you have some wit but it is lost is the bitterness grown out of your own failure.
give up and don't try and laugh this off or kid yourself. either grow a backbone and make something to compete if you seem that so way inclined or dedicate yourself full time to the loser life that keeps your bread on the table...
I've got no idea who the face is meant to be, or who 'Hanksy' is, which makes it even more shit for me.
ReplyDeleteThat jokes been told before though Funky, i prefer the Pon to Blanksys effort anyhow.
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