Or you know something else equally fantastic will happen.
And on that bombshell I've been truly inspired by the art presenting itself on the Internet and my inbox recently, from a total inability to come up with a new idea to a truly uninspired pun to plain fucking cunting shit of the lowest form.All concerned have not only shown me that there's really such a thing as artless art but proved a point, sometimes nothing really is the best fucking option. Cunt after cunt trying to make a few pennies from this day, by trying to be a little bit anti establishment in the most un fucking anti way, counter culture, counter shop culture, pathetic witless guile for the urban wank monkeys who drone on and on and on.
Now now Funky, dont let bad art turn you into a bitter old art queen.
ReplyDeleteI'd smash that Pippa
ReplyDeleteI think they do this soft mock anti-establishment routine to get themselves in the papers.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame they don't feel the hatred that a republican feels, they only see a career opportunity.
Burn Down The Palace.
Emin's interpretation of the kiss looks like a fucking doodle by a retard.
ReplyDeleteEmin IS a retard though, so that's probably why.
ReplyDeleteIncorrect (not surprisingly), though she is no Einstein she is quite well read and is also an acomplished academic (now anyhow), alas she cannot draw for toffee.
ReplyDeletethe first one, being a tea towel, is alright
ReplyDeleteit's mildly amusing, hopefully a true statement, and, well, tea towels are useful
shame it's from those money-grabbing Nelly Duffers though
Jamie Reid rip-off, just a waste of time Unless they are tea towels. see above)
Marie Antoinette one. uhhh, what? did Pure Evil make that? let WHO eat Kate? let's hope William does, since she loves willy (only fair)
Last one. Please post the address of the person who made that terrible terrible piece of shit so I can lob a commemorative tea cup full of dog shit through their front window.
Haha...bollocks. You and her might both think she's clever but she's actually a really thick bitch. Anyone can read books, understanding them is a different matter. You only have to watch any interview with her to see that she's intellectually subnormal.
ReplyDeleteAh!, i see you fail to grasp the vast difference between 'Reading books' and 'Being well read', i would explain but there would be no point.
ReplyDeleteCant wait to see what the prolific Idiom has to offer on the subject, seems to be able to produce a piece of absolute rubbish for every occasion.
ReplyDeleteNah, you're the one who doesn't get it. You fail to grasp the difference between somebody who superficially pretends to be educated, but virtually everything they say gives them away as a near braindead moron. You're obviously of the same ilk, seeming to be a slavering backward fanboy who is easily fooled and impressed by intellectual mediocrity and constant aggressive self-aggrandisement. I would explain further, but I doubt you'd be able to comprehend anything outside of your current stunted rationale. You were probably one of the knuckle dragging flag wavers yesterday, along with your conservative supporting heroine Tracey.
ReplyDeleteNot at all, im not a fan of Emin or her 'work', i think her drawings and sketches are poor to say the least, i suppose she is/was a part of the Brit Art thing and is now trading on her name?, i just dont think that anyone who can make bundles of cash from that sort of thing can be classed as a 'Retard'.
ReplyDeleteThere's actually a big market for retard art.
ReplyDeleteI am sure you are an expert in that field.
ReplyDeleteErr, no. I was I'd be posting on .info instead of here, or else labouring under the assumption that retards can't make money.
ReplyDeleteRetards can make money im certain, retard Art (as was posted) however is quite another thing altogether and not something i have ever come across, is there actually such a thing or was it just a flippant throw away comment on poor artwork and artists and at the expense and detriment to retards?.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you're right. I'm probably insulting retards by comparing their work to that of Emin, or most 'urban art'.
ReplyDeletearguing on the internet is like the special olympics
ReplyDeleteit doesn't matter who wins you're both still retarded
That last comment is nearly as cliched as the latest Grafter stencil.
ReplyDeleteyou think there is anything to be gained from arguing on the internet?
ReplyDeletethere is nothing to be gained from arguing with a real person in real life - arguing on the internet is even more a waste of time
just like the latest stencil by every stencil artist!
Yeah, but we need something to fill up our dull, empty lives, so don't spoil it for us.
ReplyDeleteyeah fuck off goody two shoes..
ReplyDeleteI was only having a joke, but since you want to be like that...go lick Grafter's cock cheese in a stinking public toilet you humourless pathetic mug.
ReplyDeleteWasnt aware we were arguing? i would call it just banter?, anyway naff off spoilsport.
ReplyDeleteOk, it's hard to tell online how things are meant. You can still suck Grafter's smelly helmet though.
ReplyDeleteJeez what a stall full of anti-commemorative cash in tat.
ReplyDeleteNo suprise seeing the likes of Agent Provocateur and K-Guy throw their caps into the ring to try and pickup some pennies.
Who did the last one? KY-Guy again? Whoever did it should have a tesco bag put over their head and beaten with stale french baguettes from the bakery section.
What the fuck does it even mean? Did the artist think oh I know lets use the tried and tested stick a bandana over a face thus making it edgey by subversion? Are they saying Will and Kate are bandits robbing from the general public to fund their glossy distraction of public spectacle? If so it's tenuous at best and at worst just a paltry money making exercise on the part of the artist.
It's amazing how much shit cash in art rolled out at times like this of little real importance. For instance how many street artists are doing credible illegal pieces commenting on Libya or the uprisings in the Middle East? I don't recall seeing any as there's little money making possibilities off the back off that as most of the middle class who buy street art's trinkets don't really care what happens to a bunch of arabs even if some of them purport to do.
where's my "I popped a cap in Bin Laden's ass" tea towel then Nelly Duff?
ReplyDeleteIdiom will be the first to come up with something bad for that one.
ReplyDeleteFuck me did anyone just see this prize plum on channel 4?
ReplyDeleteHere's a bit on him and his Sid & Nancy stencil take on the wedding and is in the fucking daily mail of all places and they put a positive spin on it:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1355683/Kate-Middleton-Prince-William-transformed-punk-royalty.html
He was practically gushing on the the telly saying how good the monarchy is and how "cool" William is with a "cool" job flying helicopters.
Fucking twat.
That cock piece mentioned above is called Rich Simmons, and he is a Prince's Trust ambassador.
ReplyDeleteHe has some stencils available for around £900, one of which is of Prince Charles.
Fucker needs a very hard slap.
http://twitter.com/#!/artisthecure
ReplyDeleteLet's just all be merry and rejoice in the fact that Will & Kate share their anniversary date with Adolf & Eva.
ReplyDeleteProbably some ancestors as well, thats William of course as Kate will just have working class beer drinking sun readers for hers.
ReplyDeleteHer family have been middle class since long before the Sun newspaper existed. But what's wrong with drinking beer anyway? I bet you drink gin and tonic or creme de menthe, you poof.
ReplyDeleteGlad someone posted Rich Simmons twitter on here. Hopefully he'll tweet where he is next time he's doing one of his legal pro-monarchy stencils, so that I can go down there and punch the cunt in the head about 50 times.
ReplyDeleteTwice would probably kill him, 50 is labouring the point, unless what you are actually telling us is that you punch like a fairy, which means he'd hardly notice you.
ReplyDelete"Her family have been middle class since long before the Sun newspaper existed. But what's wrong with drinking beer anyway? I bet you drink gin and tonic or creme de menthe, you poof."
ReplyDeleteWrong again poor person. There is no such thing as middle class, it is a term entirely thought up by jumped up working class and tolerated by real Gentry because it keeps the lower orders busy.
You sound like a middle-class person with pretensions of being above your status.
ReplyDeleteAnd so what if I punch Rich Simmons 48 times when he's already dead? I have to get my anger about his art out somehow. Merely killing him with 2 punches probably wouldn't be enough to satisfy me.
" You sound like a middle-class person with pretensions of being above your status ".
ReplyDeleteWrong again pleb, by quite a long shot really yah haha.
Toff wanker. You must be Pure Evil.
ReplyDeleteBefore you even raised your fist, Rich Simmonds would probably suck you to death! What a bell end!
ReplyDeleteHe's been doing stencils of the queen around Shoreditch lately. No joke.
ReplyDelete"Toff wanker. You must be Pure Evil."
ReplyDeleteDear oh dear, wrong again, how do you do it?.
ps. Pure Charlie Evil is no Toff, he just likes you to think he is.
How do I do it? Maybe because I'm not psychic. You probably live on a traveller site for all I know or care.
ReplyDeleteTwice would probably kill him, 50 is labouring the point, unless what you are actually telling us is that you punch like a fairy, which means he'd hardly notice you.
ReplyDeleteProbably some ancestors as well, thats William of course as Kate will just have working class beer drinking sun readers for hers.
ReplyDeleteThat last comment is nearly as cliched as the latest Grafter stencil.
ReplyDeleteCant wait to see what the prolific Idiom has to offer on the subject, seems to be able to produce a piece of absolute rubbish for every occasion.
ReplyDeletethe first one, being a tea towel, is alright
ReplyDeleteit's mildly amusing, hopefully a true statement, and, well, tea towels are useful
shame it's from those money-grabbing Nelly Duffers though
Jamie Reid rip-off, just a waste of time Unless they are tea towels. see above)
Marie Antoinette one. uhhh, what? did Pure Evil make that? let WHO eat Kate? let's hope William does, since she loves willy (only fair)
Last one. Please post the address of the person who made that terrible terrible piece of shit so I can lob a commemorative tea cup full of dog shit through their front window.