I look around the toilet pan sometimes and wonder 'is that shit?' , seriously 'how did I digest that?', I flush twice, wash my hands and then wonder through the hallowed halls of Funk Towers, thinking 'times are tough but still that kwik save mince was a bad idea!'
And so to the hype machine, when the same names pop up again and again telling you of a wondrous artist and the same names pop up repeating 'how sick their shit is', 'it's like got colours and it's bright, it's awesome!' and how they've a commission on the way and everyone should buy one
please
anyone?
All those positive platitudes, all those same plea's, all I start to hear is 'shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt bullshittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt'. The artist may even be good, but I'm fucked if I even care anymore.
Some may wonder, 'is this real?', 'who has bought what?' , 'do they simply need validation for their poor taste?', ' this has to be worth something someday doesn't it?' , 'hang on, I'm sure a month ago they said they were friends with the gallery/artist?'
Don't take everyone for morons, don't fucking tell us it's wonderful when you'll sell it in 6 months to fund your next great find, don't fucking ask us to stroke your ego, don't fucking repeat yourselves over and over again, fucking bring more to the fucking table than kwik save mince.
You got that right!. Same old same old.
ReplyDeleteKwik-Save is even more dead than street art Funky. I suppose today's equivalent would be Aldi, which is where most street artists should probably think about applying for a job stacking shelves, if they haven't already.
ReplyDeleteI have a Jago and a Vermin and they are unbelievable! You need to get these artists right now or repent like a Jordan. It's got nothing to do with being there part time agent, half brother, daytime gofer, I swear!
ReplyDeleteJust a gentle reminder that tonight at 6.30pm will see the release of a new collection of work by Dale 'Vermin' Marshall.
ReplyDeleteThe collection of 20 new paints completed since his much acclaimed Room 101 Solo Exhibition will be available at www.art-el.co.uk
I see Alba/Wilf has bought into it, nust be some profit in this shit then.
ReplyDeleteOi Mike, put the brakes on Dales work for a bit!, not reading this at present? ah sorry i forgot you will be busy with orders at the mo!.
ReplyDeleteAre we talking about Mr. Jago?
ReplyDeleteHe paints some pretty good shit, and sure as hell ain't a street artist, don't think he's ever claimed to be one, just a Bristol Bumpkin who likes to draw robots.
As for people trying to make a fast buck off flipping his or any one elses work - bunch of fucking leaches. they'd probably sell their grannies organs on the internet before calling the ambulance when she has a stroke
another fantastic brain fart from funky...put your money were that mouth of yours on when a brand new secondary market is built by people buying things they like
ReplyDeleteWhat odds on the 6 months you quoted?
Very funny to read Matthew Tompkins (wilfsboy) laying into people.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he should take a look at himself before he starts judging others. On the grapevine, he is about to get into serious troubles over threatening someone to the extent of hurting that persons family member.
If he is not careful, he will be subject to a harassment and police investigation into threatening behaviour.
Plus i hear he is a fat welsh sheep masturbator.
Thanks JBOY (John Plumb)
ReplyDeleteWho is Jboy? The reference to wilfsboy above is someone closer to you than you think... or hope to be Matthew.
ReplyDelete"If he is not careful, he will be subject to a harassment and police investigation into threatening behaviour"
ReplyDeleteLeast of his worries
I doubt there isn't anyone on the scene who wouldn't like to twat that wilfsboy wanker. He really is a nasty lying little cunt.
ReplyDeleteRather ironic seeing him and Jbay argue about ebay sales and who's the fatter of the two wastes of skin.
ReplyDeleteIt's like Jedwood having a scuffle over the last can of hairspray in their dressing room.
At least jboy has some balls, wilfsboy is such a cunt that even his grannies vajazzle is less of a saggy bastard.
ReplyDeleteThey're both as noxious as each other and equally unpopular like a carrier bag full dog shit or tramp shit on a summers day. How I did laugh at Jboy saying the majority of forum members wanted Wilfsboy banned.
ReplyDeleteP.S Hello Jboy I thought you hated this pointless blog what with all that stink you tried to whip up against it after some old chap you don't care about got called a miniman fiddler in a vain attempt to gain some popularity?
The only person I know who bought one then sold one, was... Yes, you guessed it, Harveyn! Zippys got to be next, right?
ReplyDeleteHas Harveyn ever had anything on his wall for more that 2.2 seconds before selling it?
ReplyDeleteOoooh Look at my house Ooooh look at my fancy chair from Habitat Ooooh Look at my trendy Ikea Lamp Ooooh look at my sofa from furniture Village Ooooh Look at my mental home white walls painted with Homebase matt white with a hint of spunk Oooh look at my latest buy that I just love for a nano second before i move onto my next fad that I can show off to pricks like that fingerless cunt on .info
ReplyDeleteBoring Boring Man with more money than sense Fuck me if i had his money i wouldn't be posting shit on .info 24/7 I would be at a Harvester every night dining on a surf & fucking Turf and drinking Babycham to my hearts content with a few Sheilas
Harveyn you knob jockey !!
Surf and Turf at a Harvester..dizzy new heights
ReplyDeleteThey're both as noxious as each other and equally unpopular like a carrier bag full dog shit or tramp shit on a summers day. How I did laugh at Jboy saying the majority of forum members wanted Wilfsboy banned.
ReplyDeleteP.S Hello Jboy I thought you hated this pointless blog what with all that stink you tried to whip up against it after some old chap you don't care about got called a miniman fiddler in a vain attempt to gain some popularity?
I have a Jago and a Vermin and they are unbelievable! You need to get these artists right now or repent like a Jordan. It's got nothing to do with being there part time agent, half brother, daytime gofer, I swear!
ReplyDeleteKwik-Save is even more dead than street art Funky. I suppose today's equivalent would be Aldi, which is where most street artists should probably think about applying for a job stacking shelves, if they haven't already.
ReplyDeleteJust a gentle reminder that tonight at 6.30pm will see the release of a new collection of work by Dale 'Vermin' Marshall.
ReplyDeleteThe collection of 20 new paints completed since his much acclaimed Room 101 Solo Exhibition will be available at www.art-el.co.uk