Friday, April 1, 2011

Faile to Respect Their Authoritar

Talking of snide pricks Faile's latest release dropped yesterday. There's something ever so slightly 'Gambian Lottery Win Email' about their whole sales process.

No pictures, an inbuilt hype mechanism care of the forums and then drop a $9k piece. Just within reach of credit card limits and never within reach of being paid off. Time to go the gallery route to your rich clientele and stop playing the rest of us.

Come get your edition of 20, but each unique, oh yeahhhhhh.

22 comments:

  1. looks like neither sold out

    maybe people are seeing that they are just another over-hyped over-priced artist that was milked for every penny in the uk then left to fight for themselves in there native country

    shame really but what a total pile of shite for a combined value of over 1/4 million dollars

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  2. Fail without the e

    They just killed themselves in one swoop. They can go fuck off with the likes of Pure Evil and Adam 'spunk all over my tits because i'm great' Neate.

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  3. To make things worse, it now means fucking zippy cannot sell his piece of shit printed on morons. Not even for a bargain price of £2.1k. We do not want it you prick, just fuck off. Faile are so, so, sooo shit.

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  4. "The voice of the street has been a bugle cry this year. You heard it. Everyone did, but the rulers who thought their power was the only power that mattered, heard it last and with dismay. Many of them are nervous now, releasing political prisoners, lowering the price of food, and otherwise trying to tamp down uprisings." Rebecca Solnit

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  5. was rebecca talking about lazabaldies?

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  6. lowering the price of food? food prices in the UK have gone up around 20% since the "crisis"

    "crisis"? HA! The crisis for most of us is NOW, not when a few bankers lost their jobs

    And don't diss Neate, he's hardly to blame for having talent which he can turn into dollars. He painted pretty much every day, trying different styles, different techniques, learning his trade, and giving away everything he made for something like five years, over 1000 paintings and drawings. It's not like he's one of these Banksy-lite characters that have sold more prints to clueless cunts than they've put work in the street. Neate sells as many paintings in a year as he used to leave in the streets in a week!!!

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  7. I mean Laz. The downfall of the scene and the spokesman for greed. Poor Antony Micallef, guy has talent. That sepia is the worst piece of shit ever. Great price though...

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  8. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...will look swell in the house..delightful. sorry for all you who do not like

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  9. fingerz freeloading scumbagApril 1, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    I won!!

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  10. they are taking the fucking piss with all their latest stuff.

    fucking sell outs, will be by appointment only in theSachi/Gagosian Gallery next

    please just fuck off faile

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  11. and what the FUCK is that temple???

    new branch of scientology?

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  12. Since that Japanese bird left, Faile turned into some bad D-Face cartoon rip off merchant shit, fucking Cowboys and Indians?

    Anyway, fuck them.

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  13. Neate means Fail EApril 2, 2011 at 2:35 AM

    Neate does 50 paintings a day, gives it to the old boy at elms who stores it at his warehouse, (number of paintings in there total around 42,000). Old boy rings clients saying Adam Neate is so scarce you better get one now. Fooled client gets trousered out of his 40K for a painting. Old boy and fat wife go to the maldives for another retirement holiday. Fooled client realises the error of his ways and sells at auction for 9K. Simples!

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  14. funny, because he said in an interview a few years ago that, since he lives in Brazil where life is cheap, he only needs to make 4 or 5 paintings a year to afford to live like a king, and that means he can spend more time on each piece he paints

    so your comment is way off mate

    at least he makes his own work, unlike a lot of these big street art names

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  15. Neate means untidy back room sales policyApril 2, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    He says he only needs to make 4 or 5 paintings a year to afford to live like a king, doesn't mean he makes only 4 or 5 paintings numb nuts! Or are you another idiot that fell for Elms' spiel? I feel sorry for you man, ha ha!

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  16. micallef is finished, faile are finiahed, neate is finished

    looking good isn't it

    50k for a painting...yeah right!

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  17. nope, I didn't fall for anything. the only Neate piece I have I found on the street
    why are you so upset about it? did YOU fall for the Elms spiel, numb nuts?

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  18. And its worth the dogshit it was covered in.

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  19. Neate means untidy back room sJune 22, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    He says he only needs to make 4 or 5 paintings a year to afford to live like a king, doesn't mean he makes only 4 or 5 paintings numb nuts! Or are you another idiot that fell for Elms' spiel? I feel sorry for you man, ha ha!

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  20. was rebecca talking about lazabaldies?

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  21. Fail without the e

    They just killed themselves in one swoop. They can go fuck off with the likes of Pure Evil and Adam 'spunk all over my tits because i'm great' Neate.

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  22. fingerz freeloading scumbagJune 22, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    I won!!

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