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Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Did I miss the urban art bubble? Yes you did Elbow Toe
Sorry Elbow Toe or whatever your serious name is, but I'm afraid it's all a bit late for releasing 250 layer screen prints, of almost 50's inspired imagery, with groovy subtexts and hoping the local hipster has the time to pick up on what you're saying.
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I can't stand this guy's work, it's like some twee nostalgic sentimental bible-belt amateur dross painted by a 60 year old suburban granny. Maybe that's the ironic joke. Either way it's shit.
ReplyDeleteIn other news...Grafter raped two horses last night.
ReplyDeletejust two?
ReplyDeleteYeah, he normally does at least five a night but his step ladder broke under the weight of his massive gut so he had to go home early.
ReplyDeletei just killed my nan after looking at the elbowtoe nonsense
ReplyDeleteits so boring that i'm falling alseep as i wri
if you fell asleep, how did you manage to post that?
ReplyDeleteThis Grafter chap must be a good strong man if he can rape one horse a night, let alone five! it's no wonder you all talk about him all the time - he's obviously your hero
I doubt any of you read ElbowToe's interview in Vaginal Nut Allergy magazine. It started off good, but by the end of it I wanted to beat him with a heavy object
They obviously posted it while asleep because their head drooped and hit enter on the keyboard. duh!
ReplyDeleteAs for Grafter being strong, that's probably a result of all the hormones and steroids in the 500 bacon sarnies he eats every day. Shame he couldn't channel all that energy into something other than his nocturnal equine pursuits. Like learning how to draw for example.
'I doubt any of you read ElbowToe's interview in Vaginal Nut Allergy magazine. It started off good, but by the end of it I wanted to beat him with a heavy object '
ReplyDeletetrying reading some of David Choe's shite, by the end of any paragraph you hope the mouthy twat will get shot in a drive by
You are all boring and so is this!
ReplyDeleteif they fell asleep before finishing writing their comment (which is the joke) then how could they hit "select profile" "anonymous" "post" and then complete the word verification???
ReplyDeleteDUH!
you thick cunt. it's no wonder you're so obsessed with Grafter. His pathetic existence is the only thing that makes you mouth breathers feel worthwhile
There's a simple mechanism by which that can happen...it's called creative licence. You've obviously never heard of it, being a retarded mong from some rural shithole where your family all fuck each other. Glad you finally cottoned on that the original post was a joke though, you literal, pedantic cunt.
ReplyDeleteYou've definitely got the low intelligence and lack of imagination of the typical Grafter fan. If you keep defending him on here then he might let you be his filly, and then your sad life would be complete at last, getting bully rammed all night in the stables.
Back to neck face, sorry elbow toe. The artist should change his name to shaking hand dick, because it's a pile of wank.
ReplyDeleteBack to neck face, sorry elbow toe. The artist should change his name to shaking hand dick, because it's a pile of wank.
ReplyDeleteYou are all boring and so is this!
ReplyDelete