Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Anotherpieceofsponsoredshitefromthetoriesfriend Eine

Brought to you by Art Republic and the London Graphic Centre for 6 weeks only another piece by Eine! Yes now street art can be on the street for a specific amount of time, be sure to witness pieces sponsored to gain a full and wonderful understanding of why it doesn't fucking work once you decide to go this fucking route.

Next up a piece sponsored by Greggs on Pudding Lane entitled 'London's Burning', no hang on, that would make some sense, scratch that entitled 'Lovely fat sausage roll to get your lovely fat banker lips round', fuck no, scratch that too political, so yes, entitled 'patacakepatacake' yes that would be safe and complete bullshit to anyone over three.

21 comments:

  1. Looks like a load of fridge magnets arranged by somebody with OCD.

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  2. Nonsensical, ugly, ill conceived and badly executed.

    Oh and it's for a company that charged nearly £7 per can of Montana gold and has now for a special offer reduced it to £5 saying you can save £1.50 when they're still over-charging by more than a quid.

    Go to Chrome & Black and get it and all the other brands for a good price. Oh I forgot London Graphics supplies to rich art school cunts who wouldn't dare step into a real graf store in fear of getting their skinny jeans pockets gone through and their paint taxed off them by a 14 year old.

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  3. Yeah, only tough guys shop in chrome & black

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  4. I D O N
    T G E T
    B E N S
    W O R K

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  5. THER
    ESNO
    THIN
    GTOG
    ETIT
    SPUR
    ILE!

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  6. So, how much would those last two posts sell for on the market then? couple of hundred at least surely?.

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  7. The second should get more as I deliberately left an E out of puerile to emulate Eine's many past bodges so it's more authentic.

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  8. "Pancakes and fritters say the bells of St Peters"?

    What? Since when has that been in the song???

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  9. I'm an eine fan but even I think this one is shit.

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  10. I hope this email finds you well.

    The private view of our second exhibition will be on the 7th April
    with a show of artworks by the very talented artist Nancy Fouts.
    You will shortly be receiving an invitation by email to this event.

    In advance of the exhibition we are making the artworks available
    for sale to certain friends and clients of the gallery.

    By clicking on the following link:

    http://www.pertweeandersongold.com/nancy-fouts/

    You will be directed to a private web page containing images and
    information relating to the artworks in the show.

    We would be grateful if you could please be discreet with this link.

    If any of the artworks are of interest or you would like to see
    them at the gallery prior to the private view on the 7th then
    please contact me directly.

    Kind regards,

    James


    J A M E S G O L D I N G

    Mobile 07939 755 351

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  11. Did you see the prices on the Nancy Fouts stuff?
    £1500, edition of 10 etc
    the coke dealers are rubbing their hands together in anticipation of Goldings call

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  12. What a fucking cock....

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  13. thefreshprinceofbeneineMarch 30, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    It's all got a bit pointless really hasn't it?
    Does Jax still 'manage' Ben, or rather volunteer her PR services for free?

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  14. Nah! ben got bored of plating kippers!

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  15. Question.
    "Pancakes and fritters say the bells of St Peters"?

    What? Since when has that been in the song???

    Answer.
    Since it was written.

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  16. Now they're going to do a print of this shit. Un-fucking-real!

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  17. Fat Eric Pickles AKA Two DinnersApril 2, 2011 at 2:50 AM

    Eine said Cameron saved his life.

    Nuff said.

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  18. Fat Eric Pickles AKA Two DinneJune 22, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    Eine said Cameron saved his life.

    Nuff said.

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  19. thefreshprinceofbeneineJune 22, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    It's all got a bit pointless really hasn't it?
    Does Jax still 'manage' Ben, or rather volunteer her PR services for free?

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