That's a pretty nasty curvature of the spine she's got there. Yet more boring photoshop clip art I see. I guess the cunt is still too lazy to learn how to draw.
what a complete bag of shit. this is not art. this is a bag full of shit. someone should round up eelus and hang him. i mean really is this the best his little mind could come up with? a lot of his stuff is shit but this really takes the biscuit, especially after his "no more stencils" embarrassment.
... wasn't there something said on here (after their jaunt to the jungle to paint patronisingly racist 'street art' cliches) about him burning all his stencils and stating he was gonna be teaching himself to actually draw and learn the hard way to do art properly ?
So if it is, then either
a-this is the result- he failed or
b he failed and this is the result
No wonder shes fucking crying poor bint, just look at the impossible angle of her thoracic vertebrae!
Banksy did a piece like this with a clockwork girl slumped forwards about 10 years ago. Pretty fitting that the master plagiarist should have his idea stolen, but then again he probably just ripped it off someone else anyway.
Just shows what a sad fucked-up dead end 'urban art' has arrived at though, when all of them seem to be copying each other's old ideas (that were usually shit to begin with anyway) as a way to squeeze out the last few pennies from the mug punters.
Gotta feel sorry for whoever made this, and their lack of imagination or skill. But I suppose times are hard though, so needs must. Xmas is coming, and this piece has got all the appeal of a used teabag.
Eelus an artist? Seriously? Anyone who has his 'work', must have ripped out their eye sockets and filled them with shit! What a lying cunt too! No more stencils, after his traversty of a racist image in Gambia? Tosser!
If anyone is stupid enough to pay 150 quid for this utter shit then they deserved to be dipped in a barrel of tar then rolled in horsehair and added to Grafter's stable to be mercilessly botty raped 50 times a day.
So this bloke is meant to be a professional artist and yet he does a neck/back like that?!?? Fucking laughably bad. This is exactly why urban art is regarded as a joke genre for people with no taste.
Yeah, it's a gift to some extent, but you still need to develop that gift with a lot of practice and in most cases training. Hence the need for life-drawing classes, art schools etc. Unfortunately Eelus seems too lazy to even put the basic effort in and always falls back onto photoshop. The really sad thing is that he's pretty shit at that too, and only seems to be able to use it in a very limited way.
Has eelus ever actually done any art on the street, I mean more than just one piece outside one of his gallery shows?
Do artists that can't sell art to anyone else just end up as UK street artists?
Hush probably has something coming out soon. Anyone remember when Hush was on the banksy forum? that was funny shit. It shows how desperate they are for your money though. Back in 2007 these guys used to sell paintings for £6k+.
Looks like he got taught how to use photoshop by Grafter.
That spine is hilariously bad. Why would anyone want a hunchback on their wall? The whole image is like something you would have found decorating a tacky 1980's suburban wine bar.
So basically....Eelus, after his grand statement that he was renouncing stencils and follow his noble quest to do proper art from now on instead, has returned to the community like the prodigal son , with a silhouette of some bird with a mutant giraffe neck that cant support the weight of her head who has dropped her footy shorts to her ankles, pulled her skirt up to her armpits while vomiting piss through her nose with a giant key in her back and balancing a lump of cheese on her head....
Class that, lad, just what urban art needs at a time like this.
That's a pretty nasty curvature of the spine she's got there. Yet more boring photoshop clip art I see. I guess the cunt is still too lazy to learn how to draw.
ReplyDeletewhat a complete bag of shit. this is not art. this is a bag full of shit. someone should round up eelus and hang him. i mean really is this the best his little mind could come up with? a lot of his stuff is shit but this really takes the biscuit, especially after his "no more stencils" embarrassment.
ReplyDeleteis this Eelus then, Funky?
ReplyDelete... wasn't there something said on here (after their jaunt to the jungle to paint patronisingly racist 'street art' cliches) about him burning all his stencils and stating he was gonna be teaching himself to actually draw and learn the hard way to do art properly ?
So if it is, then either
a-this is the result- he failed or
b he failed and this is the result
No wonder shes fucking crying poor bint, just look at the impossible angle of her thoracic vertebrae!
Banksy did a piece like this with a clockwork girl slumped forwards about 10 years ago. Pretty fitting that the master plagiarist should have his idea stolen, but then again he probably just ripped it off someone else anyway.
ReplyDeleteJust shows what a sad fucked-up dead end 'urban art' has arrived at though, when all of them seem to be copying each other's old ideas (that were usually shit to begin with anyway) as a way to squeeze out the last few pennies from the mug punters.
Gotta feel sorry for whoever made this, and their lack of imagination or skill. But I suppose times are hard though, so needs must. Xmas is coming, and this piece has got all the appeal of a used teabag.
Eelus an artist? Seriously? Anyone who has his 'work', must have ripped out their eye sockets and filled them with shit! What a lying cunt too! No more stencils, after his traversty of a racist image in Gambia? Tosser!
ReplyDeleteIf anyone is stupid enough to pay 150 quid for this utter shit then they deserved to be dipped in a barrel of tar then rolled in horsehair and added to Grafter's stable to be mercilessly botty raped 50 times a day.
ReplyDelete52 weeks of the year!
ReplyDeleteSo this bloke is meant to be a professional artist and yet he does a neck/back like that?!?? Fucking laughably bad. This is exactly why urban art is regarded as a joke genre for people with no taste.
ReplyDeleteAh, so she's crying. I thought it was dribbles of puke coming out of her mouth at first.
ReplyDeleteVincent, you can´t learn how to draw. Its a gift.
ReplyDeleteYou either can or you can´t. This cunt cant!!!
Surely this miracle of human achievement should be called "Wind Your Neck In".....Eelus you there??
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's a gift to some extent, but you still need to develop that gift with a lot of practice and in most cases training. Hence the need for life-drawing classes, art schools etc. Unfortunately Eelus seems too lazy to even put the basic effort in and always falls back onto photoshop. The really sad thing is that he's pretty shit at that too, and only seems to be able to use it in a very limited way.
ReplyDeleteHas eelus ever actually done any art on the street, I mean more than just one piece outside one of his gallery shows?
ReplyDeleteDo artists that can't sell art to anyone else just end up as UK street artists?
Hush probably has something coming out soon. Anyone remember when Hush was on the banksy forum? that was funny shit. It shows how desperate they are for your money though. Back in 2007 these guys used to sell paintings for £6k+.
Why have her knickers fallen down?
ReplyDeleteWhat it it called? I assume it isn't really named after a Crowned House song. Actually, I don't answer this as I don't really care.
ReplyDeleteCrowded.
ReplyDeleteYes crowded, like all the other tossers in the urban art wank pile! Eelus, mysterious Al, Hush, greg Gossel, utter fucking tripe!
ReplyDelete150 quid for something that any 10 year old child could make in 5 mins in photoshop?! What a pisstake. I can't see there being much demand for these.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he got taught how to use photoshop by Grafter.
ReplyDeleteThat spine is hilariously bad. Why would anyone want a hunchback on their wall? The whole image is like something you would have found decorating a tacky 1980's suburban wine bar.
with a neck that contorted and a spine curvature like that, i'd be crying through my nose too!
ReplyDeleteSo basically....Eelus, after his grand statement that he was renouncing stencils and follow his noble quest to do proper art from now on instead, has returned to the community like the prodigal son , with a silhouette of some bird with a mutant giraffe neck that cant support the weight of her head who has dropped her footy shorts to her ankles, pulled her skirt up to her armpits while vomiting piss through her nose with a giant key in her back and balancing a lump of cheese on her head....
ReplyDeleteClass that, lad, just what urban art needs at a time like this.